Stepney Hammer

IKEA...a wonderful metaphor for the Labour Government...wobbly after a few months, a few screws are loose and no one knows how long it will stay together...

Say what you want about Parker but he has made us better in tue first half...

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Can't believe this journey for a game of football...4,430 miles for a 'home' game! – at Stratford, London

Can't wait for a case where a man says 'No, I shouldn't, I really shouldn't do this, please stop'...sex happens without expressed consent & then brings charges I mean how many one night stands/flings have followed that path, will happen at some stage, let's see how it plays out – at Boreham, East

John Healey? – at Little Waltham, East

Just imagine if we had a competent goalkeeper and weren't chasing games from 2 or 3 down every week...

Austbo will have a field day if they bring him on...it's time... – at Little Waltham, East

I feel gutted having gone up the stairs and watched it in the bath, how the ones who travelled to Cardiff feel doesn't bear thinking about...🤦 – at Little Waltham, East

Given Magassa hasn't played in months, he looks better than the pricks playing week in week out 😂 – at Little Waltham, East

Need to correct the co-commentator, he thinks there will be a change of shape in the second half. To change the shape, you must have shape in the first place... – at Little Waltham, East

"What's that Skippy, West Ham are still shite?" – at Little Waltham, East

"Looking forward to a faster start tonight..." West Ham: – at Little Waltham, East

Irons! ⚒️ – at Little Waltham, East

All those Americans who sneered at the UK and Europe being lost, you've taken a big step towards that being your future too... The irony of these results being down to a lack of 'America First' according to some ppl will become clear if the Dems get into White House too in '28

Noble entering the changing rooms at Rush Green... – at Little Waltham, East

West Ham supporters this morning... – at Little Waltham, East

Driving us to the Prem...😂😂😂 This could go horribly fucking wrong...nice to see Nobes earning his wage though... – at Little Waltham, East

Decisions being made early...a refreshing change from the death of a thousand cuts approach we've had before... ...and people saying it's too early, he has had a year, had his own players in, now in a lesser division and it still doesn't look great... – at Little Waltham, East