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10/10 probably best video on the internet in the history of the internet.
Woke 3.0 gonna be lit.
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It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Vivek Ramaswamy, who is running for Governor of the Great State of Ohio, a place I love and WON BIG, THREE TIMES, in 2016, 2020, and 2024!
I know Vivek well, competed against him, and he is something SPECIAL. He is Young, Strong, and Smart! Vivek is also a very good person, who truly loves our Country. His opponent, Amy Acton, is a Radical Left Dumocrat who wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women's Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. Amy Acton is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous! On the other hand, as your next Governor, Vivek will fight tirelessly to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Advance Election Integrity, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.
Vivek Ramaswamy has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Governor of the Great State of Ohio. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR VIVEK — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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RE: The Election Tomorrow
I don’t have a prediction.
I’m not a pollster, I’m not a data analyst, and when I ever predict anything politically I usually just roll with my gut instinct. My gut instinct in 2024 assured me with 100% certainty that Trump would win. There were just too many circumstances of Americans being angered at the lawfare waged against Trump, and Kamala was just too incoherent of a person, for it to happen any other way.
Now? These midterms?
I have no clue.
The polls are meaningless. Polls nowadays are mostly push-polls, hoping to force their predictions to come true by motivating one side and demoralizing the other side. Also, MAGA Republicans would rather eat raw slugs than speak to a pollster.
IPEV and mail-in voting in the states that track party affiliation used to be the prognostication gold standard (and may still be), and the folks who have been so very accurate in past elections have tended to rely on those numbers for their analyses, but are these still reliable indicators? Trump’s work with the USPS on mail-in voting has to have had an effect on how Democrats view that method, and perhaps all the scare-mongering about Trump “stealing our democracy” might have an unintended effect of moving Dems more to in-person voting (and maybe on Election Day).
Maybe? Possibly?
How about the revelations regarding the Color Revolution in the works? How about Communist and jihadist candidates on the Democrat side motivating Republicans to go and vote who might otherwise stay home for a midterm?
If Republicans would turn out in the same numbers they do for Presidential elections, we could swamp the vote. But so could the Dems.
Maybe.
I don’t know what to tell you. I believe there are several dynamics at play here that are new to American electoral politics, and they make these midterms a “best guess” scenario IMO. If you were looking for hope or doom from me, I’m not giving either, because I just don’t know.
What I do know is this: if you are a conservative and you sit this one out, you will have had a hand in giving this country over to literal Communists and literal jihadists. $4.00 gas is not a reason to hand our nation over to abject evil.
Please vote, and vote red.
Thank you.
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A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
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I want to thank everyone who has supported me. I woke up two days ago bombarded with support and donations from graceful strangers who realized the gravity of my situation. This was all out of of the blue and it still feels surreal. The fact that a group of people can come together and fight for a an average guy like me has restored my utmost faith in our society. I can now stand tall in the face of this great triumph knowing I am not in this alone. All that is to come is not just for me, this is for us, and our cause, and the ideas we hold so true. If anyone else should find themselves in a similar predicament, you are damned right I will support them to the bitter end, with the same passion and diligence that you all have supported me. You guys, the people making this happen, are more important than you know. I am eternally grateful, god speed.
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As of right now the fund raiser to help out the Red Barron employee that went viral after he was harassed by a loser trying to get clicks from a prank video has passed $138k
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Buddy of mine just posted this and its kind of interesting:
I woke up and realized that everything is about to change. No matter how I vote, no matter what I say, something evil has invaded our nation, and our lives are never going to be the same.
I have been confused by the hostility of family and friends. I look at people I have known all my life--so hate-filled that they agree with opinions they would never express as their own. I think that I may well have entered the Twilight Zone.
You can't justify this insanity. We have become a nation that has lost its collective mind!
• If a man pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for their degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate to the US must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang-bangers who jump the southern fence are welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not.
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan to us.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
• Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
• And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?!
Nothing makes sense anymore, no values, no morals, no civility and people are dying of a Chinese virus, but it racist to refer to it as Chinese even though it began in China.
We are clearly living in an upside-down world where right is wrong and wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is moral, where good is evil and evil is good, where killing murderers is wrong, but killing innocent babies is right.
Like I said interesting observations
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Steve Hilton said he’d buy me a gallon of gas if I produced a viral ad for his campaign. California dems have voted the same way for years and all our friends are fleeing the state.
It’s time to vote different. It's OK to vote different.
Just try it!
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Vivek is the only choice - already doing the Governor job better than DeRino & GOP has OHIO leading the U.S. manufacturing revival - don't screw this up, we are on a great trajectory. Ignore the lies...Vote GOP!
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If the choice is Dan Bilzerian or Abdul El-Sayed you can stay home.
That’s not the choice.
The choice before you is a Republican you don’t like 100% and a version of El-Sayed.
Vote Red.
It’s a no brainer.
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I am voting for @VivekGRamaswamy because I want to see Second Amendment rights protected for Ohioans!
The Second Amendment Protection Act (HB 382) would make an assault weapons ban unenforceable in Ohio by state and local law enforcement.
Vivek would certainly sign a bill like this, and Acton would certainly veto a bill like this.
After January, we may not have a supermajority in both chambers for a veto override if the bill is vetoed by Acton.
I’m voting for Vivek to protect our Second Amendment rights. He would be the most pro-Second Amendment governor in Ohio history!
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The climate alarmists rarely mention a fundamental geographical fact: Earth is in the Quaternary Ice Age.
We are simply living through a warm interglacial period—known as the Holocene. Over the last 250 years, global temperatures shifted only 1.1°C to 1.4°C, bringing our global average to around 15°C.
How does this compare to Earth's broader history? It is drastically cooler than the planet's long-term baseline range of 18°C to 26°C, a threshold that characterised geological history before the current ice age era.
The climate narrative treats carbon dioxide as if it has somehow become a toxic modern pollutant, omitting the fact that CO₂ levels have been sitting at historic low levels for millions of years. Historically, these depleted levels—dropping to a ~180 ppm floor during glacial peak levels—led to hyper-aridness, expanding dry savannahs and severely reduced global biomass.
The natural baseline of our planet demonstrates that warmth and elevated carbon are primary drivers of a greener biological expansion. To generate catastrophic sea-level models, computer simulations would require a rapid, uniform melting of global ice caps. But this scenario ignores planetary geography. Past ice-melts came from vast prehistoric sheets—like the Laurentide and Fennoscandian—which extended far into mid-latitudes. They all melted long ago.
This were far more vulnerable to solar warmth than today's polar ice caps sitting over the Antarctic landmass and Arctic Ocean basin. The poles are oceanographically and meteorologically isolated from warm tropical currents. Because of this, a sudden, runaway collapse of polar stability is structurally impossible. The entire system is anchored by deep ocean dynamics that models consistently oversimplify.
Even if we looked at extreme historical melt events, the mathematical models behind today's 'climate doom' scenario would all collapse.
Following the end of the Last Glacial Maximum 19,000 years ago—when massive, vulnerable ice sheets sat directly exposed on land across Europe and North America—the average rate of sea-level rise was only 1.33 cm per year over a 9,000-year thaw, not even crawling pace.
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Murders are indeed heavily concentrated in tiny areas of the US.
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You know a movement is totally grassroots and organic when they spontaneously have coordinated signs with logos and corporate level branding.
What an op.
The world is waking up to extinction risk in the wake of Jacob Coxon's resignation.
We need to rise up to the occasion now.
Every one of us. Drop everything and join us.
Emergency protests are being launched worldwide to make sure governments hear the people and the experts' voices during this critical window (links in thread). Tell your friends. Be there.
The Hugging Face attack has shown AIs are capable of autonomously hacking companies. With relentless persistence, these AI agents dismantled every barrier in their way to achieve their goal. Future AIs will pursue their goals just as relentlessly, but with more-than-human intelligence. If we try to stand in their way, we may not win that fight.
Politicians are responding. Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Greg Casar announced the first US bill to ban superintelligence. In the UK, Alex Sobel has done the same, and over 70 MPs and peers have signed ControlAI's letter urging Andy Burnham to back it, calling on him to use the UK's G20 presidency next year to build "a coalition of the willing to tackle this national and international security threat."
The human story cannot end here. Loss of control to AI is entirely preventable. We must unite, worldwide, for humanity.
RSVP below and share with friends and family.
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Did we forget? Twenty-five years is a long time. A new generation grew up only knowing 9/11 as a date in a history book, not a gut punch that stopped the whole country cold.
Did we forget the firefighters walking up the stairs everyone else was running down? The passengers on Flight 93 who chose to fight? The blood drive lines that wrapped around the block?
Neighbors who agreed on nothing, checking on each other anyway. A country that stood shoulder to shoulder, no red, no blue, just American.
You don't need a tragedy to show up for the people around you. We just have to choose it instead of waiting for the worst day of our lives to remind us.
Never forget isn't a slogan. It's a decision.
