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i promise you idc 💋
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the concept of tracy morgan doing an elizabeth holmes impression is funny enough for me to laugh all on my owjnn
Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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Considering that pilot 100% knew they were crashing and dying, she held it together really well. I’m fairly desensitized to that sort of thing but I don’t recommend listening to the audio unless you feel like being sad for a bit.
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Take my baby off your wallpaper this is not cool .
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Yall weird as FUCK
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Когда чел узнал, что он дальтоник через Твиттер
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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Fight like a man 😤
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Dash Camera of the Crash
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my coworker is doing things with AI that I never conceived of
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ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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the beginning of that psych ward video is so gd funny mane 😂
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Both Mercury Retrograde and Venus Retrograde end on Friday the 13th!
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wait #oomf said they h8ed this but i forgot who 😭😭😭
Now that it’s officially November🦃
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wanna be startin’ somethin’
What’s the most twerkable Michael song
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Nov . 1st
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Sasuke:
MY NIECE THOUGHT THIS WAS A COLORING BOOK IM SO FUCKING PISSED RN
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Replying to @notcee_fan
BRO😭 because why were y’all dumb asses doing this stupid ass challenge?😭
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2021 genuinely was not a real year
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this is the craziest shit ive ever seen
BREAKING: New footage captures the aircraft crash in Greenacres, Florida. Preliminary information suggests the aircraft that crashed is a business jet.
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Birthday in two weeks 🫣
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