If you say it’s 9, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

YouGov / Sky News / Times voting intention LAB 27%(nc) CON 22%(-1) RefUK 20%(-2) LDEM 11%(nc) GRN 10%(nc) 25/26 Oct

Britain is still a Christian country, and a Restore Britain Government will ensure it stays that way.

It seems to have been a struggle to find volunteers to fill the room for Reform UK’s pre-Budget announcement today. Watch now on @GBNEWS.

Tom Brady: -bangs 10s -hotter now than at 25 -invited to 427 parties a year -$375M TV contract having the time of his life Gisele: -cheated -peaked in 2006 -married to a guy who teaches jiu-jitsu in a strip mall between a Boost Mobile and Panda Express -0 Super Bowls

I’m just tired. This is the third time I’ve been arrested in the space of two months. Two weeks ago, the police showed up at my house, intimidating my family. The process itself is the punishment, and it wears you down. My partner was just on the phone with me, upset because she genuinely believes there’s a chance she could see me go to prison. However, this is what you sign yourself up for, and I intend to see it through to the end.

End Game

Trump on Nobel Prize: Norway has become a shithouse country actually

Imagine complaining about allocation and then not even filling the away end #DRFC #SWFC

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club confirms that Henrik Pedersen has left the club with immediate effect. Henrik led the first team through an exceptional period in the club's history, providing stability and leadership during a time of significant uncertainty and change. The club would like to place on record its sincere thanks to Henrik for his contribution and wishes him every success in the future. Sporting Director Simon Wilson said: “First and foremost, I want to thank Henrik for his professionalism, commitment and contribution during an exceptionally challenging period for Sheffield Wednesday. “We knew the start of this season would be difficult due to the scale of change across the club, but our expectation was always that we would develop as the season progressed, establishing a recognisable style of play and greater consistency in our performances. “Although we have accumulated points, we haven’t seen enough progress in those areas. We believe making a change now gives us the best opportunity to establish those foundations and build towards the second half of the season and beyond. “We remain ambitious about what we can achieve this campaign, and our focus remains on building a Sheffield Wednesday team with a clear identity, capable of delivering sustained improvement and long-term success.” Matt Hamshaw will take interim charge of the first team while the club undertakes the process of appointing its next Head Coach. The club will provide further updates when appropriate.

Nose ring, face full of make up, bright red hair… Great professional look for a police officer.

Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴

Fuslie gets emotional over the backlash she received for showing up late to Ludwig's wedding after accidentally ordering an Uber to the wrong location "You should not arrive late to a wedding.. I hope people can understand it is an honest mistake.. I care about Ludwig and QT very much and I never intended to disrespect them."

Tectone calls out Asmongold for ducking him "I remember when the name Asmongold carried weight in the gaming field. All you do now is make fun of woke shit in video games and you talk about politics and it's a damn shame because talking about politics, making fun of woke shit and actually beating hard games, that's the Asmongold I remember." "You'll never respond to this, you won't. Because you're up there in your ivory tower with all of your privilege and you realise that as long as people don't talk about this, you'll never have to do it, so you get to remain in your safe space." "A man who talks a lot of shit but will never correct the record about a man who sacrificed everything for him as we go. It's a goddamn shame. You'll never let your audience know that you lied. It's like it's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Khazan than you." "It's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Dark Souls 3 than you. Because despite you balding, gaining weight, getting paler, getting filthier by the goddamn day, none of that matters. That's one thing you know for a fact. I am better than you at video games, you know that for a goddamn fact and it destroys you." "All this can stop if you just admit that I did beat Great Ape Vegeta. If you just admit that I eclipsed your run in Khazan and Dark Souls 3. But you won't do it and that's a damn shame."

A few notable names in this line-up!!👀 • Fallon Sherrock & Jasper Scarrott - both have hit a 9-darter at the Live Lounge • Ashley Coleman – the MODUS Super Series 14 runner-up • Jayden Walker – young superstar and regular at our Influencer events • David Wawrzewski, Bhav Patel & Jacob Gwynne – have all appeared at the MODUS Super Series • Katie Sheldon – has played in 3 Super Series Women’s Weeks Will all battle it out to "Beat Luke Littler" who, of course, was our only back-to-back Series Champion in Series 3 and 4 !!🎯

🚨Patriots finish a community walk and pop into the George Inn for a quiet pint. Refused service. Staff won’t say why. Group warns it’ll go online. Pubs used to be the place you left politics at the door. Now some landlords pick customers by activist group. Private property is real - and so is the precedent that only certain views get served. If the rule is ‘we can refuse anyone we dislike,’ apply it evenly. Otherwise it’s selective.

It’s the way she tells them. 🤦🏻‍♂️

It was an honor to present President Trump with my own 'Man of the Century' award. For doing more for America than any other President.