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Joined February 2017
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I would just like to say gaaaaahrrhhghghgggggnnnnnnnnnnnghhhghhhhghhhgaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Credit where it's due, he's been jumping up and down shouting "pick me" for months now
Honoured to have been appointed Shadow Secretary of State for Scotland. And also very excited to be carrying on as Shadow Minister for Energy at such a pivotal moment for our energy security and future of our energy industry. Now, time to get to work. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Astonishing the overtime being put in to prevent the word dipshit from trending
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This place is just going to constantly get worse, isn't it?
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In all seriousness - let's leave. He's killed the vibe. Other places are better.
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Fuckin Elon with the fuckin blocks. Jokes on you. I'm one of those freaks that never blocks anyone. I will outlast you on this fucking hole. You will break before me because your spirit was forged in weakness, while mine was nourished off of pure, noble spite.
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“They’re telling me, many people are telling me, ok, that the eggplants. The eggplants, folks. It’s not where eggs come from. Can you believe it? No eggs. They’re not even plants. And the fentanyl. It’s all China. Chinese eggplants have fentanyl. I’m gonna do tariffs.”
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"Yay! The nasty lady who hurt my poor beautiful Boris is gone!"
Confirmed Sue Gray has quit as No 10 chief of staff
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I read this and immediately thought of Cake from Brass Eye, possibly purchased from a mandrill
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See, this is the problem. People think that it's stated that the Imperium is horrible because of how it acts to aliens. That's not it. The Imperium is horrible because of how it acts to humans. How exactly does being foul to factory slaves make you better at fighting Orks?
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Go and buy a fire blanket, people.
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Next thing you know they'll be coming for our Mantis Blades and Sandevistans
🚨 Ninja swords are used by criminals to rob victims of their lives. There is only one course of action: ✅ Remove knives from the streets ✅ Tougher consequences for criminals ✅ Save lives
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Ian Fletcher retweeted
Every 2 minutes there is a sound coming from my hotel bathroom that sounds exactly like the Starliner sonar horror blip. Wishing I hadn’t listened to the video.
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Kemi Badenoch launching her Tory leadership bid: "We dealt with some of the most profound challenges faced by any govt since WW2...but we ended up mired in scandal, unable to deliver on our promises and fundamentally distrusted. It's time for something completely different."
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So what happens if we just let AI believe things like Space 1888 and Sky Galleons of Mars?
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