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Joined February 2017
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Fuckin Elon with the fuckin blocks. Jokes on you. I'm one of those freaks that never blocks anyone. I will outlast you on this fucking hole. You will break before me because your spirit was forged in weakness, while mine was nourished off of pure, noble spite.
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“They’re telling me, many people are telling me, ok, that the eggplants. The eggplants, folks. It’s not where eggs come from. Can you believe it? No eggs. They’re not even plants. And the fentanyl. It’s all China. Chinese eggplants have fentanyl. I’m gonna do tariffs.”
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Every 2 minutes there is a sound coming from my hotel bathroom that sounds exactly like the Starliner sonar horror blip. Wishing I hadn’t listened to the video.
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One of our kids was a rotatable head child so we called in an exorcist.
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Imagine ordering donuts so poorly that they start trying to replace you with the brain worms guy
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Replying to @ultrabrilliant
Still Wakes the Deep fried pizza
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I want make he looks like 推しの角鼠, but now he looks like the Air traffic controller😂
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It's just an ad for some cheap tat shipped from China, but I enjoy how they have her just smash the shit out of the plug with an axe and a screwdriver.
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Pack it up, pack it in, batman begin
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"Howsoever, heretofore, notwithstanding, in lieu, Put 'em together and what have you got? A legally watertight defence against the charge of incitement"
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"Yes Tegan, they're talking about Magna Carta again..."
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New @bastardspod 🦅 Robert and Cody discuss RFK Jr's days as a professional rat-eater and explorer, and then things get weird. @IwriteOK @drmistercody @why_sophie_why iheart.com/podcast/105-behin…
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I don’t understand why everyone is so confused about RDJ playing another part in the MCU. Robert Culp played multiple murderers in Columbo, and Columbo never once shouted “YOU AGAIN?” They should cast Scarlett Johansson as Jean Grey next. Who gives a fuck?
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someone called jd vance vladimir futon i’m losing my mind
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crying this got me so bad
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Tomorrow is the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympic Games, not far from my home. I cannot contractually say if I will participate in this opening show, but if ever, you will be able to recognize me.
À demain pour la cérémonie d’ouverture des #JeuxOlympiques #Paris2024 sur @Francetele #France2 avec @Daphne_Burki01 et @boyonalexandre 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 19 h rdv 🙏
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90s flatshare sitcoms Friends and Bottom performed identical roles in reinforcing a comforting national self-image for their respective audiences
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Something not quite right about this Commissar. Anyone know where he can get a hat?
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On the elements: "The breeze was not merely gentle and summery, it was the herald and harbinger of the frosts that lay ahead. Its teeth were not yet developed, but their soft, white outlines could be felt below the gum tissue of the breeze's gentle movement."
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