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Celebrity pickle ball instructor. Intimacy coordinator. 49ers/Knicks fan. Writer. Earnest observer of the world.

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Once again, there's no reason to pay any attention to anything Trump says.
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
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Why does Trump always say “nobody knows this” about shit that’s common knowledge?
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So tense.
CBS News (@CBSNews) profile pictureCBS News
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President Trump lashed out at a reporter Thursday after being asked about his health amid a busy schedule of campaign events ahead of the midterm elections. “I feel perfect. You are disgusting,” Trump told the reporter. “Put yourself in shape. You look like hell.”
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For Splice Today, I gave an assessment of Emmanuel Macron's two terms in office. Verdict: failure. Get ready for Marine Le Pen. @MUGGER2023 splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

His technocratic governance and “transformative vision” failed to address the real French malaise.

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There's never any reason to pay any attention in a serious way to what Trump says. Still his recent homoerotic musings are amusing.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
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Trump: I love you too. He's a good looking guy. Never been my thing. I don't know why.
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Trump calls a group of college guys onstage because he found them "handsome": I was watching and I saw this group of very handsome young men. Get up here! They were like central casting. That's a good looking group!
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Dumb tweet of the week so far.
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) profile pictureDaily Wire
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When we teach that there is nothing shameful about failure we naturally teach that there is nothing prideful about success.

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Trump: During the hurricane, which was a watercane because it had more water than anybody
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Via @SubBeck: There’s a tone-deaf quality to Macron's leadership, as evidenced by his choice to attend a Celine Dion concert with his wife on the eve of the current street uprisings. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

His technocratic governance and “transformative vision” failed to address the real French malaise.

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Wait, isn't Cheesecake Factory the sacred place of the working class??? Only $140 average price for dinner for four.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 29
Obama: "I am the father of two daughters. Do you think I could have survived their childhood without going to the Cheesecake Factory? I lived at Chuck E. Cheese and the Cheesecake Factory. Of course the real problem is prices have gotten so high a lot of folks can barely afford to go out to eat."
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New @SubBeck: A quick glance at the live footage of violent street protests all over France provided by media outlets like the NDTV YouTube channel—the churches and historic buildings reduced to ashes, looting, rioting, and clashing with the police—puts to rest the delusion that Macron’s France’s new Jesus. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

His technocratic governance and “transformative vision” failed to address the real French malaise.

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Are these Republicans really so low IQ that they think the hit was against Cheesecake Factory? Somehow the comparison to Saddam Hussein doesn't bother them at all.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
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Lahren: He took a hit at The Cheesecake Factory. It backfired. Now, he’s trying to claim it was just a joke. It wasn’t funny. This is the difference between out of touch Obama and President Trump. We know Trump is a billionaire but he’ll still go to a McDonald’s drive thru, he’ll go sit in a garbage truck. He can just connect with working class folks.
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The self-parody continues apace. Somebody has to do a study on how many Republicans are dumb enough to believe this.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 29
Trump: I'm a very high IQ person. I passed 3 cognitive tests. They’re hard. Obama couldn’t have passed them. Republicans wouldn't have passed them
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GOP homoeroticism continues.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 27
Husted: "The president is coming in tomorrow again to Ohio. Don't worry, I was in the weight room this morning working out. I don't want to let him down."
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So Obama supposedly insulted a luxury restaurant and the working class is up in arms?
The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) profile pictureThe Bulwark
@BulwarkOnlineOct 27
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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For Splice Today, I wrote about a $100 million Ponzi scheme in upstate NY that the media has ignored. @MUGGER2023 splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar

Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar

Burt Marshall operated his “investment fund” with the rigor of a lemonade stand, but nobody noticed.

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A meal for two adults and two children at The Cheesecake Factory, which serves arugula in several dishes, typically costs between $110 and $160, including tax and tip. Such a gift to the working class!
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 27
The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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For those who seek advice about their legs from a urologist:
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Mostly what prizes have been won have come after relocating outside the Middle East.
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
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While campaigning in Michigan, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. falsely claimed that Arabs had never won the Nobel Prize or other major awards and “don’t produce” science and literature. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/rfk…
RFK Jr. faces widespread rebuke over his anti-Arab remarks

RFK Jr. faces widespread rebuke over his anti-Arab remarks

While campaigning in Michigan, the U.S. health secretary falsely claimed that Arabs had never won the Nobel Prize or other major awards and “don’t produce” science and literature.

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This level of intelligence is why Trump aces those Alzheimer's screening tests.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 28
Trump: D-U-M-B. Most people don’t know it has a B. Doesn’t matter.
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The real question is whether or not what he said was factual. It doesn't matter if he offended people.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 28
🚨 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is in hot water with a civil rights group after he made what some believe were bigoted remarks about Arab Muslims during a campaign event in Michigan.
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