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Trump calls a group of college guys onstage because he found them "handsome": I was watching and I saw this group of very handsome young men. Get up here! They were like central casting. That's a good looking group!
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Trump: During the hurricane, which was a watercane because it had more water than anybody
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Via @SubBeck: There’s a tone-deaf quality to Macron's leadership, as evidenced by his choice to attend a Celine Dion concert with his wife on the eve of the current street uprisings. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

His technocratic governance and “transformative vision” failed to address the real French malaise.

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New @SubBeck: A quick glance at the live footage of violent street protests all over France provided by media outlets like the NDTV YouTube channel—the churches and historic buildings reduced to ashes, looting, rioting, and clashing with the police—puts to rest the delusion that Macron’s France’s new Jesus. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

Emmanuel Macron's Performance Assessment

His technocratic governance and “transformative vision” failed to address the real French malaise.

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@AcynOct 28
Trump: Three guys. I won't get into the best looking—But they were massive, beautiful, handsome
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@AcynOct 28
Trump: You have to go to MIT to learn how to turn on a lawn mower.
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@AcynOct 27
Trump: Don't go to France. Unless you like revolution. You're better off going out to see Les Mis. It was also about the French.
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Douglas Murray on whether France will survive “ceaseless attacks from discontents inside the country.”

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Acyn
@AcynOct 27
Trump: Tariffs create wealth. They create jobs, and they don't allow the world to toy with you
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Russ Smith
@MUGGER2023Oct 27
Via @SubBeck: Bernie Madoff stole approximately $64.8 billion from his investors, but Marshall is no less evil because his total theft (much of it perpetrated on the elderly) on a numbers basis pales in comparison. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar

Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar

Burt Marshall operated his “investment fund” with the rigor of a lemonade stand, but nobody noticed.

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New @SubBeck: Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar

Upstate New York’s Nearly $100 Million Ponzi Scheme Flew Under the Media Radar

Burt Marshall operated his “investment fund” with the rigor of a lemonade stand, but nobody noticed.

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@BulwarkClipsOct 26
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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@AcynOct 27
Trump on Daylight Savings Time: They say the clocks automatically change, but you don't know that, so you wind it back still further.
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Back porch view from upstate New York.
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@BulwarkClipsOct 25
Norway: "I didn't get the Nobel Prize so I don't want anybody from Norway. I don't want anything to do with Norway…Frankly, Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country, actually."
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 25
Trump on Husted: "He went up 14 points or something. That was when I said the A-word. I looked at his body."
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Oliver Traldi
@olivertraldiOct 25
People are acting like the Cheesecake Factory is Cracker Barrel. You don't have to respect the Cheesecake Factory - it's really okay.
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@CBSNewsOct 24
Former President Barack Obama criticized President Trump’s ongoing White House renovations, saying that it looks “like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” as he returned to the campaign trail in Cleveland, Ohio on Saturday to back the state’s Democratic candidates ahead of November’s midterm election. “He should be on HGTV,” Obama said. “Guy’s building a ballroom that’s bigger than the White House.” The ballroom construction project was announced officially in July 2025, and is expected to be finished before the end of Trump’s second term.
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🇫🇷 MissPeel 🇫🇷@MissPeelEmmaOct 24
Hier, en une seule journée, en France, cinq églises ont été incendiées par des musulmans qui veulent détruire le christianisme. Ceux qui ont commis ces actes ont montré une âme violente et criminelle, dépourvues de civilisation et de sensibilité 😡
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Cette photo n'a pas été prise hier. Elle montre l'incendie de la porte de l'église Saint-Sulpice à Paris, le 17 mars 2019, il y a plus de sept ans. cruxnow.com/church-in-euro…
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📸 Nicolas Yantchevsky. Au Bon Vivant c.1955. Paris
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