Husband. Father. Climber. Seeker. Principal quantitative software engineer. Degenerate gambler. “If code were Valium, I’d be comfortably numb.”
Colorado Springs, CO
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John Papa retweeted
Every member of Congress needs to see this ad.
The fact that we’ve reached this point should terrify everyone.
John Papa retweeted
For those of you with your head in the sand, let me help you understand something:
The world's economy relies on the internet functioning.
Over the past 48 hours, vulnerabilities -- extremely time-critical, highest-possible-impact vulnerabilities -- have surfaced, many with exploits ready to go, that threaten effectively 100% of the internet (and that's just 4: node.js, php, DNS, and the Hindu CA fiasco).
If shit online stops working, shit in the real world stops working. Money stops moving. Food stops moving. Goods and services stop being available. Shipping grinds to a crawl, if not a halt.
You thought the supply-chain problems in 2020-2021 were bad?
That was a fucking cakewalk compared to what would happen if millions of us weren't busy busting our asses 24/7 for the past few days, and for the immediate future, ensuring you still get your $40 burrito delivered to your door.
Because when that shit stops, the room-temp braintrusts take to the street and start burning and killing.
John Papa retweeted
🚨HOLY SHIT: Lawrence O’Donnell just EVISCERATED mentally “lost” Donald Trump in the BEST way possible:
“Instead of campaigning on the senator's record, Donald Trump concentrated on the senator's ass.
And in the week since then, apparently Donald Trump has not been able to stop thinking about that man's ass.
Donald Trump found himself obsessing over more body parts:
"I looked at his shoulders. I looked at his feet. I looked at his hand. I looked at his jawline, studying. He's got a jawline. But then I patted him on the shoulder, and it was like a piece of steel.
I sort of ... I'm still recovering."
He's not recovering. The parts of Donald Trump's mind that he appears to have lost are not coming back. They're never coming back.
The fact that Donald Trump was in Kentucky Saturday obsessing over a man's ass he saw in Ohio a week ago, that wasn't even in Kentucky Saturday, is very bad news for Republicans because Republicans don't normally need presidential help to win elections in Kentucky.
And the coverage Donald Trump got by campaigning in Kentucky was this headline in The New York Times, "In Campaign's Final Stretch, Trump Can't Stop Praising Men's Bodies."
John Papa retweeted
"In multiple rallies, Trump has gone on and on about the relative hotness of male politicians, soldiers, and even protesters. As a result, people on the internet have diagnosed him with a novel medical condition: gay dementia." From @helenlewis:
theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1…
John Papa retweeted
Trump is obsessed with Jon Husted’s ass.
Is this what “alpha males” do in their free time?
John Papa retweeted
The advancing dementia is NOT the cause of the vitriol & implied violence.
The dementia is pulling back the public facing mask of who he's ALWAYS been.
John Papa retweeted
Trump: I told the generals, I said, do me a favor, General, would you do me a favor? All these handsome guys, they look like they're always great looking, these 4-star guys. I don't know if they get the job by their look. But there are these 3 beautiful guys standing in front of me
John Papa retweeted
Dozens of hecklers, raving about men’s asses, incoherent dementia slop, and renaming hurricanes to watercanes.
If this is your grandpa at the dinner table, you’d drive him straight to Sunny Acres retirement/palliative care home.
John Papa retweeted
OH MY GOD!!!
This just played as Trump walked into his rally in North Carolina. This is not normal.
"So God gave us Trump."
"So God made Trump."
"So God gave us Trump."
"So God made Trump."
MAGA is a cult.
John Papa retweeted
🚨🔥🇺🇸 What in the ever-living FUCK did I just watch?!
“Then I looked at his ass, and then I looked at his legs, and it might… I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like, it’s like a pile of muscle!
Then I looked at his legs, and I said, Man, his feet are big!”
Did the President of the United States just describe a man’s body in lustful detail on live television?
SERIOUSLY, am I having a STROKE? How TF are you supposed to react to that?!
Writer: Jamie
John Papa retweeted
New Talarico ad running statewide:
"Ken Paxton says, I don't have his experience, and he's right.
"I've never been indicted for fraud. I've never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I've never been impeached by my own party, and I've never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.
"I have a different kind of experience. I've worked with both parties to cap the cost of insulin and pass the largest property tax cut in Texas history. I'm James Tallarico and I approve this message because we need a different kind of experience in Washington."
John Papa retweeted
I just picked up my kid from school. Holy shit. I dropped off Brian and got back Brianna. Who is now a communist. And an illegal from El Salvador. Now she wants to join the Muslim female gymnastics and vote for Biden using her Antifa ID.
John Papa retweeted
That’s great, Mr. Trump. I’d like to report a theft.
A man inside our government illegally spent nearly $22 million in taxpayer dollars on bogus campaign ads praising himself. He now resides on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Taxpayers want to know when they’ll get their money back.
Trump announces "fraud whistleblower incentive program" -- "All Americans will now be able to go to fraud dot gov and report cases of corruption and theft of taxpayer dollars in their communities ... if you turn somebody in and you find $1 billion, we're giving a commission of 1%. That's a lot of money"
