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The pun that got away. YT @FleaMarketGold https://xitter.gq/t.co/oTjCN3zr9r

Central PA
Joined July 2020
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ai tinha esquecido como esse video e bom
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I hope he’s waking up in some other area of the universe, his entire life here a dream injected by an alien probe
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i will not be admitting how many times ive watched this.
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It’s so heartwarming to see how much Patrick Stewart meant to each of you. What a beautiful legacy he created.
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Replying to @redbaronpizza
"In this house we eat Red Baron Pizza"
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Now that the Red Baron employee has been identified and the GoFundMe has been verified, I’ll post it I truly hope you can find it in your heart to give. I don’t do these very often, I don’t want to bilk my followers for every bleeding heart sob story on the internet But I’m not going to let a guy doing everything he can to do it the right way for his family get shafted If you can donate, do it. It’s a good cause. Maybe we can pay this guy’s mortgage off and give him and his family a vacation somewhere gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
I’ve been red pilled, black pilled, white pilled, clear pilled. All the pills. I don’t even know which one this is, but it’s one of the strongest ones I’ve had in a long long time. The desperation in his voice. You can see the sight of his kids in his eyes when he says he’s supposed to be home with them. You can see the math he’s doing in his head as he calculates how much money he has left, and how much he needs for his mortgage, and when it’s due. What the hell is the American dream anymore? Is this what it’s about? Is there anyone who would say this guy isn’t working his ass off? For what? So that 25% of his income can go to a government that wastes it on a bunch of shit he didn’t vote for? Subsidizing the food he stocks grocery stores with for people who don’t work a 1,000th of how hard he works to buy groceries with EBT cards that he pays for, which then drives up the cost of groceries for him and his family that he pays for out of his paycheck because he’s doing it the right way. This entire system is shit. It’s shit. There is no nicer way to put it. It is dog. shit. This guy should be working a 9-5 at a job that gives him dignity so that he can be at home with his kids at a decent time. Instead he’s some jerk off’s content. His stressed out, end of his rope reaction is some asshole’s income. This is bleak stuff. Absolutely bleak.
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Not sure if you guys believe in reincarnation but this was interesting to me. Also I’m gonna be so mad if i gotta come back here and pay taxes again
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Quipping the Life Sarcastic 👽🛸 retweeted
this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Sheetz vs Wawa is really just Steelers vs Eagles for non-sports fans.
The thing each state won't shut up about
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A rebuttal, if i may:
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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I caught a streaking orb last night! 😃 October 26, 2026; ~9pm; Central Pennsylvania
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October 26, 2026; ~9pm; Central Pennsylvania
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Replying to @bvrythet4ste
Your mom seems based I'm upgrading her to super heaven
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I love gay Halloween wym you’re Yoko & John Lennon doing his funny walk
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Another beautiful orb show last night in central PA!
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That’s Halloween set I guess
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I literally spend ALL of my time either in the forest documenting wildlife or crammed somewhere editing the content. I sacrifice everything for not much return, like ALL creators do! 😤 The concept that ‘grifters’ can just exist by downloading content without consent and uploading on their own platform for monetisation is disgusting - especially when this is how they respond after being caught! BAN THEM! 🤮
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People out there following and sharing content stealing accounts like Massimo need to realise that they are simply terrible. They don't care about creators. This awful reply to Nick demonstrates that. Please block them.
I literally spend ALL of my time either in the forest documenting wildlife or crammed somewhere editing the content. I sacrifice everything for not much return, like ALL creators do! 😤 The concept that ‘grifters’ can just exist by downloading content without consent and uploading on their own platform for monetisation is disgusting - especially when this is how they respond after being caught! BAN THEM! 🤮
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