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Joined July 2024
Media: "Trump thought 4-5 weeks meant 2-3 days and now he's panicking. He wants nothing more than for the fighting to stop. He's desperate for an off-ramp where he doesn't look weak." Trump: "IT IS MY GREAT HONORโ€”AS YOUR PRESIDENTโ€”TO KILL THESE DERANGED SCUMBAGS IN IRAN!"
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How I'm about to be sleeping knowing that there will be a whole river of lib tears for me to indulge in bright and early because their Great Satan, Bibi Netanyahu, is still around:
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
โ€œWe canโ€™t afford to lose the vote to some freakโ€ So true!
.@POTUS recounts giving Pocahontas, also known as @SenWarren, her nickname ๐Ÿคฃ
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Get ready for tomorrowโ€ฆ
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
With 1,210,461 of about 5,695,682 votes cast counted (21.3%) Netanyahu's bloc remains in the lead with over %50 of the votes and with his Likud party ahead of all other parties with %23.4 of the votes. These are partial results, and the count is ongoing. israelnewspulse.com/2026-eleโ€ฆ
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
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Bibi winning against all odds and calling for a Zionist government might see Tucker Carlsson doing a Budd Dwyer impression for his next podcast
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Actually feel pretty good about it being late-26 now instead of dipping into '27, so the timeline is moving up!
Replying to @SuitablePolitic
I need the book now, later isnโ€™t good enough. Do better.
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Bibi winning against all odds and calling for a Zionist government might see Tucker Carlsson doing a Budd Dwyer impression for his next podcast
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Apparently there's still some ambiguity, but Bibi will have the largest party in parliament and get the first crack at forming s government. Which seems doable. Floor outcome is another election in a few months where he's much stronger than he was today.
Replying to @SuitablePolitic
I thought they have the 600k military votes to still count.
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
๐Ÿ”ฅ President Trump just brought MARCO RUBIO on stage for the SECOND time tonight at a Texas rally And Rubio, after the crowd stopped SCREAMING cheers, was very straight to the point ๐Ÿ˜† "Our enemies are WEAKER, our country is STRONGER, and our people are SAFER because DONALD J. TRUMP is the President of the United States." Then 47 closed it out with a Cuba parachute drop joke and this: "Cuba's coming our way, just like everything else is coming our way, because we are a respected country again."
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This is so good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Netanyahu actually looks like heโ€™s gonna remain which is comical on like 5 different levels Donโ€™t have to like him to laugh
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Replying to @SuitablePolitic
The polls appear to have been โ€œmistakenโ€.
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Netanyahu on Iran: The mission is not over โ€” together with President Trump, we will eliminate the threat.
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Well, he already flipped the odometer to 21k, but follow Derek anyway if you're not!
Alright, guys, I've been staring at 20.(X)K for quite a while. I am VERY close to changing that number, all thanks to a massive influx of new followers. (Thank you, all!) If you could "find the votes" Democrat style and get me the rest of the way to 21, I'd be quite grateful!
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Wait a minute. Bibi won?!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
๐Ÿ”ด Netanyahu says right-wing bloc has a 'decisive majority,' 'Zionist Jewish majority must join forces'
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ NETANYAHU IN AN UNUSUALLY EMOTIONAL SPEECH: THANKS GOD, VOWS TO DEFEAT ISRAELโ€™S ENEMIES Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu delivered a powerful message of faith, determination, and national unity: โ€œI want to thank the Creator of the world for giving me the strength to continue working for the eternity of Israel and for our unique and beloved country. We can defeat our enemies, and we will! Do not be afraid, Israel, do not be afraid, for you are like a young lion! Am Yisrael Chai! The Eternity of Israel will not lie!โ€ AM YISRAEL CHAI!
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
This drunk woman has lost his composure
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Mission accomplished! Thank you, all! ๐Ÿซก
Alright, guys, I've been staring at 20.(X)K for quite a while. I am VERY close to changing that number, all thanks to a massive influx of new followers. (Thank you, all!) If you could "find the votes" Democrat style and get me the rest of the way to 21, I'd be quite grateful!
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Thank you! Ah, and the book! The ending is a little different from what you read. Essentially everything from 47 to the very end becomes an incredibly complex scheme by Sterling where most of the events still happen, but in a way that he orchestrated the entire thing. Very fun changes that definitely will take a bit more effort to implement. But the timeline remains unchanged. The general public will have Witchborne in their hands somewhere in the Late 2026/Early 2027 window.
oh good grief. Please give this guy a follow. He has reasonable takes on current affairs, appears to know baseball, bets his lunch money on ridiculous odds, wrote a book about vampires, and wears a rather fetching fedora.
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Derek. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
oh good grief. Please give this guy a follow. He has reasonable takes on current affairs, appears to know baseball, bets his lunch money on ridiculous odds, wrote a book about vampires, and wears a rather fetching fedora.
Alright, guys, I've been staring at 20.(X)K for quite a while. I am VERY close to changing that number, all thanks to a massive influx of new followers. (Thank you, all!) If you could "find the votes" Democrat style and get me the rest of the way to 21, I'd be quite grateful!
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