When I'm not having the time of my life at work, I'm either 3D modeling, or playing smash bros and minecraft with the boys.

Alaska, USA
Joined April 2022
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Just a reminder that EA actually offered to buy Valve and Gabe Newell responded that they would rather disintegrate then sell out I cannot stress how much of a fucking bullet we dodged
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playing chess for the first time: so which piece is like incineroar
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There is a non-zero chance you might die in an FBI raid set in motion by Gabe Newell if you try to scam Steam players. It's beautiful.
Anyone hiding malware in Steam games is cooked, Steam and the FBI are warning BlockBlasters players again. BlockBlasters was a Steam game that turned out to contain malware and was used in crypto-draining attacks, including one targeting a terminally ill cancer patient. The FBI says it arrested someone linked to the Steam malware campaign in July and is now asking victims who lost money or had their accounts compromised to fill out a survey for possible restitution. The deadline is 27 October. If someone was hiding malware inside Steam games, things are looking pretty bad right now for you, Gabe is coming.
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“Now this one here’s special… redwood, 18 inches, unyielding, and the core… chupacabra fang. This baby’s illegal to sell in 15 states… luckily you’re in Texas”
American Wand Shops would be inside gun stores, you just tell them a passcode and they make you walk through some magical wall in the back to see their arsenal
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Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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they’re calling it “Black October” and i don’t think people realize how serious this is in the last 48 hours there have been over 27 major cybersecurity incidents. not in a month. not in a week. in 48 hours any ONE of these would normally be the biggest story of the year PHP: critical vulnerability in the software running 80% of the web. severity 9.2 out of 10 Node.js: high-severity flaw letting attackers take over servers remotely. affects versions 22, 24, and 26 Java: also compromised. three of the most used programming languages on earth hit at the same time GitLab: a perfect 10 out of 10 severity hole in every version since 2014 Railway: hosting platform compromised. API keys for OpenAI, Claude, Stripe potentially exposed Signal: a bug that could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker’s keys and planted backdoors on websites LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer and that’s not even half the list thousands of AI agent swarms are reportedly scanning and attacking vulnerable servers right now. automated. around the clock security researchers are saying this might be the early stages of a global cyber incident that nobody fully understands yet if you run a website, use cloud services, store API keys on hosting platforms, or use any software built on PHP, Node.js, or Java you are potentially affected update everything. rotate your API keys. change your passwords on critical services. enable 2FA everywhere you haven’t already this is not a normal week on the internet. this is something different
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The only time a German was funny and they immediately had him sent to his death
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how it feels to keep up with a media i Hate just to make sure my slander is up to date
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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''There are no ethical billionaires'' MFs in SHAMBLES
Valve CEO Gabe Newell honored the almost 3,000 people who built his $500,000,000 super yacht by putting their names on a massive mural inside the boat.
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New jersey drivers will genuinely frame trap you on the highway and you're expected to just know how to deal with it.
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"Quando eu ficar milionário, continuarei humilde" eu chegando com o Tesla novo na casa do meu amigo:
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"Have you been drinking and driving tonight?" "No officer, I've been drinking and flying."
BREAKING: The new Tesla, $TSLA, Roadster flew over other Tesla vehicles:
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Everyone is an authoritarian when it comes to things they cherish.
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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this book hit young men so hard because you’re in middle school being forced to read the absolute worst most torturous irrelevant things imaginable for multiple years and then out of nowhere they hit you with 200 pages of “kid has to survive in the woods with an axe”
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix is developing a movie adaptation of "Hatchet," Gary Paulsen’s 1987 young adult survival novel. • The film will be written and directed by Derek Cianfrance, best known for films such as “Blue Valentine” and “The Place Beyond the Pines.” • Per the synopsis: “Hatchet” follows “13-year-old Brian Robeson, who is stranded alone in the Canadian wilderness after a plane crash with nothing but the hatchet his mother gave him.” • Paulsen later expanded the story into a five-book series that included “The River” (1991), “Brian’s Winter” (1996), “Brian’s Return” (1999) and “Brian’s Hunt” (2003). wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWxk
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I have shaken Canada down for their lunch money with money matches
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“I bet i could sling enough dick to win a revolution against the most powerful empire in earth” - Benjamin Franklin (Probably)
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ganondorf suave final boss form dancing mod absolutely grooving it ganondorf el papi chulo udge tears of the kingdom void (Mournfinale) - Swan Song From Lucent Historia
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