Ed Sabato

Sometimes I tell myself that I could make a living as a demotivational speaker, but then I talk myself out of even trying.

Trump says that the country is so dangerous that you can’t cross the street to shop without getting shot or raped. He must be thinking of crossing Fifth Avenue or shopping at Bergdorf Goodman.

A shoutout to @RepJackKimble, @DougJBalloon (New York Times PitchBot) and @3YearLetterman who are among the top people who make this site livable. They dance on the razor blade’s edge of wit and sarcasm and reveal the gullible rage addicts among us.

I’ve blocked the same ads from dozens of times from… Bots? Real people? Fakes? This insidious marketing scheme makes it impossible to block these ads, only the X accounts. I know it doesn’t come easy to you @elonmusk, but please, think of your users. Ban this practice.

Before there was Yoda, there was Frank Sinatra. “My kind of town, Chicago is.”

Look at the simplicity and elegance of this logo, created by a Venn diagram of interaction and engagement. Perfect for the “town hall” of the internet. Dead now. I swear, this man is intent on being Shelley’s “Ozymandias” while he’s still alive to see his statue demolished.

I am Spartacus.

Trump needs to quit wasting time with mediocre nicknames for Ron DeSantis. “Ron DeSanctimonious” is just a sad effort for a small minded, middle school bully like him. He needs to pull out the ultimate big gun insult and call him “Ron DeSantorum.” Voters will stay away in droves.

ERIN GO BRAGH! (Everywhere but Florida, which has “Don’t Say Gaelic” laws)

The classic film, “A Face In The Crowd,” could never be made today. The big reveal at the end, where Andy Griffith reveals his true opinion about his audience, just wouldn’t change a thing. They’d tune in tomorrow, waiting to be spoon fed more lies.