Student of “legitimate political discourse” and lies. Perspiring playwright. Too many public Facebook posts. Find me in a better place at https://xitter.gq/t.co/ptJ4AQ98Xo
@RealDuncanHines Yesterday I saw these two identical boxes on the shelf at my grocery store. Identical except for the nutrition information. Now, I’m no fool. I see an opportunity to cheat on my diet, I take it. But can you explain this?
I saved this Esquire Dubious Achievement Awards issue for decades, partly out of shame for having laughed at this mean-spirited joke. Eva had died the year before.