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I drink bourbon and I've never been hospitalized, therefore bourbon also prevents hospitalizations.
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My dad called and told me about a rash he has and I just don’t think you can hear the word “ballsack” enough from your father.
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Promises Kept: Democrats Deliver On Affordability By Making Stocks Way Cheaper buff.ly/n5nKQBu
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If white people are so racist… why does the entire world move to their countries ??
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The “uni-party” in DC is really only a uni-party on two issues:
1. War everywhere all the time.
2. Unending importation of foreigners.
TRILLIONS of dollars are reliant on those two things never changing. Understand that and you’ll understand a lot of what you see.
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Fleetwood Mac’s single “Rhiannon” was certified 2X Platinum in the UK November 6, 2026
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One of the most iconic movie scenes of all time. The dialogue remains solid after half a century!
100% of the people who voted for you want free shit at the expense of productive taxpayers.
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Led Zeppelin’s "Moby Dick" was the original inspiration for John Bonham’s drum solo—a nod to the great Buddy Rich.
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You literally just commuted the death sentences of over 500 MURDERERS
Donald Trump just promoted one of the most vile thugs to ever slither into the Oval Office.
This is an insult to every American who voted for change on Tuesday.
Stephen Miller cooked up the sadistic mass deportation regime that ripped apart families and trampled basic civil rights. Innocent people are dead because of him.
Voters rejected his cruelty and extremism. This is sick.
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Opinion: We Tried Republican, Then We Tried Democrat, Then We Tried Republican, Then We Tried Democrat, Then We Tried Republican. Is It Time We Try Democrat? buff.ly/ZlV2abF
