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Insulting a comedian is like trying to fight a UCF athlete.
Feels good to land the first banger, but the counter gonna shake the bones.
A guy tried to TROLL Kevin Hart by asking him what it’s like being UGLY, but it BACKFIRED when Kevin absolutely FRIED him over his outfit and made him END the interview 😭😭
“Not once have I ever seen a collar-belt combo… Not only did you hit me with a belt-collar combo, you also gave me a fanny pack with a water hole, which means you stay hydrated and it means you don’t have the proper means of transportation”🤣
So crazy how boats have soooo much shit to help when sinking. But planes don’t have shit to help when about to crash, just more boat shit like floatation devices and air to breathe. 🧘
😂 you people are so unserious.
Your AI coworkers now have an office.
@getskydive is open to everyone. Build a team of agents, watch them work in a 3D office, and hand them tasks over Slack, email, iMessage or the web.
Claim your company’s domain to put your office on the map. They work for free this week.
When Dems are in power all you hear about is how upset Republicans are, that’s how the Tea Party was born.
When Republicans are in power Dems seems to just hibernate.