👩🏻🔬 studying human patterns & delusion ✨ perpetual spa-goer 🧖♀️ peace always
the treehouse
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watching #MadameWeb for the first time & every scene somehow tops the last. it’s so sincere, so baffling & i can’t look away 🤣
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To the guy who held the door for me and then followed me a few steps before stopping on the sidewalk and calling out "I'm not trying to be weird, I just, uh, think I'm parked next to you. You go ahead!" and then waited for me to drive off.
Sir, may you only encounter green lights. May pizza never burn the roof of your mouth. May you awaken every day with a restored spirit. Absolute king behavior 🙌🏻
To every man wondering if it's weird to say something like this, please make it weirder and safer every time. We thank you.
someone is shocked i broke my hand and won’t say how. real housewives raised me; discretion is everything
had a two hour session w my therapist.
validated: I am not crazy
validated: what may be perceived as extreme boundaries in Latino culture, are the bare minimum for a situation like this
today I lost Queenie + in less than 12 mos, I lost 2 out of 3 mini schnauzers. Queenie would’ve been 17 in July & my GOD do I count the days for us to reunite at the rainbow bridge 🌈
