👩🏻🔬 studying human patterns & delusion ✨ perpetual spa-goer 🧖♀️ peace always
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To the guy who held the door for me and then followed me a few steps before stopping on the sidewalk and calling out "I'm not trying to be weird, I just, uh, think I'm parked next to you. You go ahead!" and then waited for me to drive off.
Sir, may you only encounter green lights. May pizza never burn the roof of your mouth. May you awaken every day with a restored spirit. Absolute king behavior 🙌🏻
To every man wondering if it's weird to say something like this, please make it weirder and safer every time. We thank you.
mandi🔮 retweeted
To clear up any confusion, if you are a Trump supporter, please unfollow me. I truly think you are a loser if you support that man. Thank you 🙏
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I am tired of Janet’s ugly outfits.
I am tired of Janet’s lame ass jokes.
I am tired of Janet’s manipulating.
I am tired of Janet’s voice.
I AM TIRED OF JANET IN GENERAL.
get this hoe off my screen. #TheValley
mandi🔮 retweeted
I just found out that BJ Novak is dating Delaney Rowe from tiktok and I have no one to talk about this with 😭 why did god curse me with the ability to process vast amounts of useless pop culture knowledge and not something useful, like how to do math?
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Janet thinks she is so clever and I love that viewers refuse to fall for it because she is so slimy and transparent
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A certain influencer I used to like is acting superior for having a natural birth….. that doesn’t sit right with me. You don’t get a medal for not needing medical intervention where anaesthesia is required or wanted. I thought we moved past this as women
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I love when a glass object breaks in my house. That’s someone’s evil eye or bad juju leaving. 🙏🏼
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I love Ariana and always have but I’d never say she carried the show by any means. Stassi, Scheana, Kristen and Jax gave us their blood, sweat and tears to make this show what it was #PumpRules
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Kristen Doute woke up in her mansion in the valley. She didn‘t have a bump of tequila, but saw her People article announcing her pregnancy. She scrolls through her socials: Schwartz&Sandy‘s closed, entire Vanderpump Rules fired. 2025 is gonna be a good year.
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waking up in the morning thinking about so many things, i just wish things would get better.
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It’s kinda insane, maddening and horrifying to see just how many people hate successful women and women of color. Like we really can’t win. #Election2024
