Someone described this quirky online novel as a game of rock, paper, scissors between Douglas Adams, David Nicholls and Aldous Huxley.
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If you cancel your TV licence you can use the money instead to not have to eat out of a bin.
Biggest fibre boost could be scraps in your bin, experts say bbc.in/3UwYg6L
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They have to make crypto completely predatory and undesirable to flush everyone out before they pump the token values and drop the biometric ID all over it.
Banks hacked in 2026:
None
Crypto hacks in 2026:
Binance: $6.3B
Bitget: $387.5M
Liquid Network: $318.7M
KelpDAO: $291.3M
Drift Protocol: $285.3M
Individual wallet theft: $284.8M
Tectonic: $120.4M
COLDCARD: $116M
Ledger / CryptoBilis: $102M
Aave-user wallet theft: $50.4M
Nesa: $50M
Step Finance: $40M
Humanity Protocol: $33M
Truebit: $26.4M
Resolv Labs: $25M
AFX Bridge: $24.15M
Ostium: $23.75M
BonkDAO: $20M
Rhea Finance: $18.4M
CoinDCX: $16M
Superfortune AI: $15.2M
79th Vault: $14.35M
SwapNet: $13.4M
KITE Foundation: $13.34M
Verus–Ethereum Bridge: $11.5M
THORChain: $10.7M
YieldBlox / Blend V2: $10.6M
Wanchain: $10M
Syscoin Bridge: $10M
KiiChain: $9.7M
Triple-A: $9.7M
Bonzo Lend: $9.05M
Moonwell Lending: $8.7M
TermFinance Vaults: $8.5M
Crypto DAO: $8.2M
Coinsbuy: $7.9M
TAC: $7.5M
DxSale: $7.3M
Duelbits: $7M
SagaEVM: $7M
Polymarket: $5.73M
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Welcome to the New Normal Reich! You didn't really think it was just about masks and vaccines, did you?
A Section 35 dispersal order will be in place in parts of central London from 8am to 11pm today.
This is following information that a group are planning to attend an event and express support for a proscribed organisation, which is an offence under the Terrorism Act.
The order will apply to the area outlined in the below map and means officers can order a person to leave the area or face arrest, where certain conditions apply.
Updates on today's policing operation will be posted on this thread.
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Long live Oceania! 🌎
Had a fantastic meeting with @nayibbukele to deepen security cooperation, tech-stack adoption, and cultural preservation in the Western Hemisphere.
Law, order, and progress are policy choices. El Salvador has made them. As a result, they have a real society again — and astonishing gains to show for it.
Salvadorans I’ve met are warm, welcoming, lovely people. They didn’t deserve the savagery of gang rule, and are already starting to flourish in its wake. We’re proud to partner with El Salvador on security, tech and more.
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
"Prepping" is manifestation of the negative.
If enough folks BELIEVE danger is imminent (despite zero evidence of actual danger or its imminence) and prepare accordingly, the shared state of unease and panic creates a frequency that re-authors reality because we render as we go.
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They seek to hold you in a perpetual state of anxiety. They have an understanding human psychology many cannot grasp. The manipulation hides in all things.
If you’re anxious, fearful & confused while waiting for them to show their hand, it means they’re winning.
Fear is the key.
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I am a "conspiracy theorist". I believe men and women of wealth and power conspire. If you don't think so, then you are what is called "an idiot". If you believe stuff but fear the label, you are what is called "a coward".
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There is absolutely zero organic reason in 2026 for there to be such shockingly poor living standards.
This is 100% by design, engineered and delivered by globalists who are actively destroying our way of life.
‘Not conducive to the public good’. We live in a rogue state. theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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The thing that is 'utterly heartbreaking' here is that this businessman actually thought that because Burnham - a demonstrably shallow man who's been a socialist parasite his entire working life - is a fellow Northerner, he would 'get it'. That is the tragedy of Britain, captured right there. Moronic class consciousness as a substitute for rational thought.
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Blatant predictive programming.
I was just flicking through telly and this brief power cut happened in sodding Coronation Street.
I don’t believe in coincidences.
Desperate stuff 😂.
Any Palace nutters still up at 3am? I’ve just finished this. cantbeatthesystem.com/tifo/ #cpfc
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Replying to @JamesMelville
The UK effectively privatised a series of monopolies.
I am all for open market capitalism, but trying to apply this to a monopoly doesnt work. Each area in the UK only has one supplier of water, such as Thames Water for London, creating a monopoly.
The water companies have taken the opportunity to asset strip the former publicly owned entities, selling off reservoirs and storage sites to developers for huge profits, directors being paid large salaries and bonuses, with ever increasing dividends being sent to foreign owners who have little to no care for the British public. It has been profit before delivery of a basic human right - access to water.
All whilst dumping raw sewage into rivers and lakes, almost unchecked by a weak water regulator that also turns a seemingly blind eye to the lack of maintenance and upgrading investment into often Victorian age infrastructure.
There is no competition or strong oversight, so water companies have behaved badly and been poorly run. And when it has inevitably gone wrong, the water companies have run to the govt for a public money bailout.
This is not workable and must change.
londondaily.com/thames-water…
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"The people behind this desecration of nature did not so much not care about the harm they were causing in their own self-interest, but that they actually took a demonic delight in destroying all that is good and beautiful, all that means most to us".
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