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A mortician

Joined March 2026
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15 tons?
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And now I’m here on Oxford Street, London on my way to this morning’s photoshoot and admiring the newly installed allahu akbarriers, just in time to keep Christmas shoppers safe from Muslims with mental health issues who want to drive into pedestrians and kill them.
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Have you tried asking her husband?
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Do not Undermine Democracy I have received with shock the news of an order by the Federal High Court in Abuja nullifying the emergence of the Chairman of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) and all the actions he has taken. This is unsettling and surprising. I do not challenge the ruling of the court. The court of law is constituted to determine disputes according to the law. My concern is that three months before a general election, it is in the public interest to have certainty. It is not good to have too many uncertainties about candidates and parties a few weeks before a presidential election. This instability is obviously engineered by the ruling party, just as they have done against me in the Labour Party and continue to do so to close down civic space for a robust campaign. It is also from the same rulebook that manufactures violence against us in our campaigns. One mark of democracy is that at all times, it is voters and not courts that choose leaders. I trust in the judiciary. As a public officer, I have shown deep respect for the judiciary. I appeal that we protect the integrity of democracy by not undermining the free and fair choice of candidates. The sustenance of democracy in Nigeria, in the midst of encroaching military rule in West Africa, should strengthen our resolve to protect opposition politics and not stamp out opposition parties. It is because of the importance of opposition to the sustenance of democracy that I have always promised that, as President, I will take a special interest in ensuring opposition parties are stable and thriving, and that opposition candidates are not persecuted out of electoral contests. This is a time to strengthen our democracy by allowing the opposition to thrive. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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People slag off Muslims, but come on. You can’t judge an entire religion based on how 98% of them behave
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Never Skip a low quality video 😂
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He is lucky he is invincible. A very big advantage
AMY WENT TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO FORGET HER HUSBAND… BUT TWO STRANGERS MADE THE NIGHT UNFORGETTABLE. After weeks of arguments about their open marriage, Amy decided she needed a night away from her husband. It was Halloween in Berlin. She put on a stunning black costume, fixed her makeup, grabbed her phone and headed to an exclusive costume party. She wasn't looking for love. She just wanted to feel free again.
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Dad being dad...
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If you don’t have any work with goat or if you have no need of goat’s milk, you should avoid looking at female goat specifically it’s udders it’s an BIG sin. ~ Islamic scholar
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My first time in a 5star hotel😂
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después de 3 pajas me di cuenta que no era un culo
Mi cuerpo ya pedía tinta ✨️ gracias amigoo
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I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!" As soon as I did, she screamed... I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
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if you bill me pass 1k i go ask for sex i no care about your gender
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No lies told!
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Told them I’m 37, and they were like, “No way! You look 32 or 33!” Meanwhile, I’m actually 24. 😭
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Him don talk him mind mk una kill am for me😭😭😂
This Scottish tap pass Cana o 😫
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Free and fair election 😂🤣
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Eşiyle oyun oynarken köpeğinden yardım alan adam.
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