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Today, more than ever, I miss @ScottAdamsSays.
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It was brought to our attention that Lake America was erroneously labeled as Lake “Ontario” on our website. We have corrected this mistake and apologize for deadnaming the lake.
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FUSION: ENERGY WITHOUT LIMITS
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LIARS, CHEATERS & SENIOR CITIZEN, BEATERS. 2026 so far: Named elected officials & candidates charged with crimes Democrats (11): Brian DePeña (Mayor, Lawrence MA) – wire fraud + money laundering (COVID loans). Dominican national with limited English who has required Spanish translators in court. Philip LeVota (Interim Jackson County Exec, MO) – honest services fraud, bribery, false statements. Carol Ammons (IL State Rep) – multiple wire fraud counts + obstruction. Dexter Sharper (GA State Rep) – false statements (pandemic unemployment fraud). Kevin Cichowski (FL Democratic gubernatorial candidate) – aggravated assault + battery on elderly persons. Jade Sooktis (MT State Rep) – aggravated DUI. Sylvia Ortiz-Velez (WI State Rep) – disorderly conduct. Gary Simmons (MD State Delegate) – second-degree assault. Gina LaPlaca (Lumberton NJ Township Committeewoman) – false statements / fraudulent petition signatures. Sonya Jaquez Lewis (former CO State Sen) – forgery conviction in 2026. Cecil Brockman (former NC State Rep) – sex-offense indictment returned in 2026. Republicans (5): Travis Ismay (SD State Rep) – felony intentional damage to a public road. Tom Pischke (SD State Sen) – felony fraudulent election/nominating forms. Austin McCollum (AR State Rep / Benton County Judge nominee) – domestic battering, aggravated assault, false imprisonment. Fred Anthony Burton (Mayor, Arcola TX) – illegal voting, misuse of official information, tampering with government records. Shaun Larry Adams (Mayor, Robbinsville NC) – multiple felony drug charges including meth trafficking. Predominant patterns among these named cases: Fraud-related charges (wire fraud, money laundering, unemployment fraud, petition fraud, election-form fraud, illegal voting) dominate the Democratic list. Assault/domestic-violence and DUI appear as well. The Republican cases are more mixed: election/voting irregularities, domestic violence, property damage, and drug trafficking. Charges are allegations. Presumption of innocence applies until proven otherwise. Just thought you might wanna know…
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Based Ape retweeted
RFK Jr. wants to prove healthy eating doesn't have to be expensive — and he's launching a new cooking show to make his case. The HHS secretary's new government-backed series, "The Real Food Show," is looking to help families make healthy meals for under $5 per serving with simple, budget-friendly recipes as part of President Trump's Make America Healthy Again agenda. In an interview ahead of the show's launch, Kennedy said many Americans wrongly believe healthy food costs more than fast food. "Fast food is not less expensive. That meal costs $12 to $14. People can eat a lot cheaper at home and a lot better food. But many Americans have forgotten how to cook. It's becoming a lost art."
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Fauci for Gitmo
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Securing our elections is vital to preserving trust in American democracy. Post-2020 concerns led to thorough examinations of voting systems, security, and registrations. Key documents and reports available below. ➡️ WH.GOV/Election-Integrity
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All these Europeans are complaining that Americans are suggesting improvements to soccer. Improving things constantly is why American GDP is $30T and you still have no AC in 2026. In our own sports, we've fixed overtime rules in the NFL, flopping rules in the NBA, and added the pitch clock in the MLB, all in the last few years. Adapt or die.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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🚨FIRST LOOK: The Passion of the Christ will return to theaters this September and will include an exclusive behind the scenes sneak peak of the sequel, ‘The Resurrection of the Christ’. This is going to be awesome 🔥
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Marco Rubio finding he has to be the new DNI (H/T @RISEAttireUS for making this for me)
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this poor black man just lost his congressional seat in Tennessee because of the racist GOP
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'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas buff.ly/vrZP50y
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We don't deserve him.
Japan's PM reacts to autopen portrait of Joe Biden
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Remember the Adele song "Someone like you"? Well, here is an exceptional take on that song.... 🙏 ✝️ #ChristIsKing
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Please call, tag and share. Let @LeaderJohnThune know that we see what he’s doing. He is the paid influencer not the American people. Ask him to reconsider and pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT. We’re mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore!
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Turns out that @LeaderJohnThune was totally projecting when he said the SAVE Act was an influencer campaign. Senator John Thune is compromised by a company that literally exists to sell access to himself. Pass it on.
Replying to @AndrewDesiderio
Hello, Mr. Desiderio, Punchbowl News sells access to Capitol Hill for corporate clients. Their senior Senate reporter is you, Andrew Desiderio. Here's how the access works: Punchbowl has a weekly show called "Fly Out Day," taped at the Punchbowl News Townhouse and described on their own site as an "exclusive first look" for Premium subscribers. Those Premium subscribers are the K Street corporate government affairs staff and trade association officials whose legislative interests depend on what Senate leadership decides to schedule… or kill. The second-ever guest was Senate Majority Leader John Thune, on September 11, 2025. This is documented in your own webste. Now let’s go over your post carefully. You say Mike Lee "primed the GOP base to believe" something. That’s manipulative framing, the language of a man working a crowd. But Thune "pointed out" something. That’s the language of a man correcting the record, establishing fact. This is not a one-off phrasing choice on your part. Your Punchbowl coverage consistently frames Thune's positions as institutional reality and conservative alternatives as base management. Thune "declared" that the talking filibuster is dead. Lee and his allies "captivated Trump's base." Thune "had enough." The SAVE Act push is "a self-inflicted wound." These are not neutral verbs. They are a point of view… and it's Thune's point of view, delivered with a byline. There's a structural reason this happens. Jake Sherman described Punchbowl's business model in his own words on The Rebooting podcast (January 2022): nearly 90% of the outlet's revenue comes from corporate sponsorships… "trade groups and companies looking to get their public affairs messaging in front of those making public policy." The sponsors documented at Punchbowl include PhRMA, ExxonMobil, Chevron, Facebook, JPMorgan, Blackstone, the American Investment Council (private equity lobby), and others. These sponsors need the goodwill of the Senate Majority Leader, who controls which of their legislative priorities come to the floor. Thune controls the floor. Thune sits in Punchbowl's townhouse. You reports Thune's framing as conventional wisdom. When Desiderio writes that the talking filibuster "will ultimately fail" ... not might fail, not Thune argues it will fail, but when it ultimately fails ... is that journalism? Or is it the view from Thune's Fly Out Day chair? You are busted, Mr. Desiderio.
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