Ben_Actually

Priorities order: 🥰People – Find the good ones and hold on to them 🤔Ideas – Discuss these in depth. Define and refine into goals and actions 🏡Places – Wherever the People and Ideas can flourish 🤹Things – Only what is needed to support the People and Ideas that matter most

Microwave pork rinds. Since when is that a thing??

In two months I've had mashed mailbox, and a broken window. Is this just bad luck, or does someone hate me 'cause they ain't me? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Older guy truck driver talking about is "whoring girlfriend", who "is crazy in bed", and "in jail for the 4th time". He's trying to find her a good civil rights attorney ($$$$). 🤡👍 My life ain't so bad you guys. It's fine_actually. ☺️

I just remembered what I was gonna do in the garage two hours ago. Oh well. Time for bed. #whatsanotherday #weliveforever

🚨I can smell burning leaves!🚨

It's the time of year when it's chilly in the morning and in the afternoon and evening...UNLESS the sun shines, then it's hot. 🥳

String of deja vu just now. Weird.

For halloween I fell asleep at 9:30pm (read 8:30pm) then woke up at 1am (read midnight), and bought a gun online. Spoooooky. 🫣

Took the bad tired wheels to the tire place this morning. They never called to me to pick them up. So I just drove over. They were sitting there ready for me and the bill was $70 less than I was quoted on the phone. Obviously the discount is because I'm very handsome. 🥸✨

Trickin' treaters are out. Saw a pair dressed very accurately as the couple from Beetlejuice, doing their best 'scary faces'. Very convincing papier-mache. You know the ones. Anyway, maybe the kids are alright. Hampy Hollowpeens! 🎃

What if I fall asleep at 9:30pm tonight?? What if that??

Now I'm hungry because I've slept 2hrs and am awake when I shouldn't be. So I mixed up a protein shake so I can grow new surfaces on my eyeballs.

Eyes full of tears because I stood near a couple welders for a few minutes yesterday morning. It's beautiful work, but it should be viewed only after it's completed. Oopsie. 🥹

If botox reduces the expressiveness of your face AT ALL, I'm against it. An expressive face is SOOO much hotter than a few reduced lines or whatever. Good morning! Big smile! 😃

Fear not! The mail was about getting tested because the water is poisoned. I'm not ill. I'm probably fine. Sorry for causing concern.

Right leg, left nut, both sore. Also I got mail about testicular cancer. Probably unrelated.

Sometimes a thing is perfect for a time, then the time passes and there is no way to get back there. Y'ever notice that???

I'll have to spend a bunch of money about this, probably. Distractions are getting expensive. I don't even know where my money is. Damn. No one knows_actually. Oh, it's in the piles. Good. #streamofconciousnesspostingbecauseicantsleepundertheseconditions