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Movie lover & former columnist for Fantasy Movie League with WAY too much useless pop culture knowledge. Defender of movie theaters.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2015
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I think I finally found the movie that could get people back in theaters:
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BREAKING: Historic Bruin Theater in Westwood reopens after two-year closure with 35mm/70mm projection upgrades and first-run programming.
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That sonic boom you just heard coming from New York City was the writers room at @nbcsnl exploding because they have too many options for the cold open on Saturday. Can't wait.
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Florida is like when the mayor from Jaws was also still the mayor in the Jaws sequel.
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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I don’t know how Republicans could lose this bad after years of breaking healthcare, starting vanity wars, ruining local and international trade, making all pop culture a referendum on being unfuckable losers, and defending the honorable memory of Jeffrey Epstein. Must be rigged
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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Finally caught up on this weeks @sternshow 1. Booey vs. Sam. 100% Team Booey. 2. I wished I loved anything as much as Samantha Fontana loves airtime. #BabaBooey
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This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane
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Hey @sternshow, 1. I love Howard. I plan to listen until he or I die OR he retires. 2. The new “Wrap Up Wednesday” format is a dud. Please go back to something resembling the old format. 3. On Sternthology/History PLEASE put the year aired next to the segment. #HeyNow
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We are honored to announce the historic Bruin Theater in Westwood will be reopening this fall! Please stay tuned here for future updates! 🎥🎞️🐻
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Wow. Los Angeles is experiencing a theatrical exhibition renaissance! Cinerama Dome reopening ✅ Bruin Theater reopening ✅ Bay Theater reopening ✅ Highland Theater reopening ✅
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At this point if you think #TheOdyssey is anything other than a box office smash you’re too dumb to exist. But I hope the trolls keep moving the goalposts as they drive themselves even more insane.
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It’s honestly beautiful watching film Twitter come together to clown on the Critical Drinker and the rest of the rage-bait grifter ecosystem after THE ODYSSEY. These people claim to love movies, but all they do is attack them. Every casting choice is woke. Every studio decision is proof Hollywood is dying. Every movie is declared a failure months before release because outrage is easier, cheaper and more profitable than actually engaging with the art. The Critical Drinker is the top of the funnel. He packages the resentment in a cleaner, more respectable way, then the algorithm leads people toward creators who are far more openly racist, sexist and bigoted. The entire business depends on keeping the audience “ignorant, ill-educated, and illiterate” about the movies and the industry they’re supposedly defending. They tried desperately to turn Christopher Nolan into another woke Hollywood disaster. They misunderstood the Academy rules, obsessed over tiny casting choices and predicted audiences would reject the film. Instead, THE ODYSSEY became a massive success, and every talking point blew up in their faces. That doesn’t mean the grift is dead. Their audience wants confirmation bias and will happily follow them into the next manufactured controversy. But defeating this stuff requires vigilance. Mock them. Correct them. Show everyone that they hold no real power beyond the attention people hand them. THE ODYSSEY may be the first step on the journey toward showing just how foolish these fools truly are. Nature might finally be healing.
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NEW: I’ll be speaking at 10pm Eastern tonight to discuss my 1975 elementary school student council loss which still irks me 51 years later.
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The Odyssey is going to make a bunch of money, win a bunch of awards and millions of people will love it. Hating it sight unseen because you want to be part of an edgy antiwoke movement spamming buzzwords and slurs in comment threads is just a miserable way to live.
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Q: Who won the 2026 NBA Finals? A: I think it's clear. Q: Did the Knicks win? A: I'm not going to answer that. Q: Sir, it's a simple question: Are the Knicks the NBA champions? A: I'm not playing NBA theater with you. Q: Jalen Brunson scored 45 points in Game 5 to certify the victory. Is that accurate? A: I've answered the question. Q: Was there a championship parade in New York? A: You are being performative. I'm not here to talk about parades.
Replying to @richarddeitsch
It’s literally shocking that these guys just can’t say Biden won the election what the hell difference does that make. They are that terrified of Trump I mean that is so sad
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online seems divided between people who haven’t seen Nolan’s Odyssey and hate it, and people who actually saw Nolan’s Odyssey and liked it, it’s a rich debate
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Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅
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