DadWithAVan

Ew he came all over the app

Look at this cake I made.

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So who’s gonna be the first person to do a Twitter speed run to see how fast they can use up their viewable posts per day limit?

Me: I think I’m ready to go back and finish my degree College advisor: that’s great news! Are you sure you’re ready? The next class is a lot of work. Me: yeah I can handle it *classes start and there’s schoolwork* Me: yeah I’m just like super busy right now

Love it when things line up like this *chefs kiss*

Just took a Benadryl. Waiting on the hat man now.

Ever have one of those days where you just

I just wanna see @bathboyscomedy Bane sketch again. It’s gone from YouTube :(

When I was 26 working as a locksmith and a college student who locked himself out of his dorm room asked me “was the world this fucked up and difficult when you were my age?”

LET ME SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!! *starts whispering incoherently*

Hehe Little fry make big man feel real big

Louisiana is such a… special… place

To the tune of Lizzo’s Truth Hurts: I just took a shit.

*insert controversial opinion*

Does this mean that I win? How does 143% even happen? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!

Phonky Unicorn

#TheLastOfUsHBO is definitely heading in the right direction. 1st episode had me crying just like the game. 2nd episode let’s just say “holy shit wtf” for lack of a better phrase. Can’t wait for @Nick_Offerman in Ep 3