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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2011
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Men in shorts >>>>>>
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I like it when a nigga with glasses takes them off and starts squinting. Come here you blind man, let me lead you to a hole you'll like. 😍
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Barber ameniround off to the nearest human being mamae. Hide your unstable ovulating shawties
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The accuracy 😭😭😭😭
mfs that use this “😭” emoji just want boobs in their mouth.
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I saw this tweet yesterday and was shocked tbh. It’s crazy how brazenly Kenyans have been discussing and sharing tips on Student Fraud, Ticket Scams, Credit Card fraud, Slip scams, Marketing Contact scams (kuuza hewa) etc This is normalization of fraud and its kinda dangerous 1/n
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🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ uncovered a MULTIMILLION dollar student loan fraud scheme perpetrated in part by KENYANS in America These Kenyans were STEALING American identities, applying for student loans, then sending that money back to KENYA SEND THEM ALL BACK. We DO NOT need these people here. Multiple Kenyans have now been indicted by federal grand juries on SEVERAL federal charges, including theft of government money and aggravated identity theft. American victims — some of which never went to college — were victims of this scheme, had their identities stolen, and their credit absolutely WRECKED. These third worlders are absolute scumbags.
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The USA Department of Justice uncovers student Loans fraud scheme by Kenyans living in the USA.
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Calling your partner “co-founder” >>>
Co-founder was hinting about us going for a third child. The look I gave her. My family have a history of having multiples in the second or third attempts. I have escaped the second. There's no way I am tempting fate.
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These forex boys are a nuisance. They come to this petrol station and misbehave quite often. A half serious @CMAKenya should be looking into these "forex" traders. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Money should not trace immature/stupid brats
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Hi @vivoenergykenya @Shell why would you attendants at Shell WestView allow this recklessness on their site? Do they NOT understand how things can go LEFT in seconds? What motivates them to endanger the Westland’s community?
Money should not trace immature/stupid brats
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Le cas de Mbappé va s'empirer si les chinois voient ça 😂😂😂😂
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AI credits are the new cocaine.
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Me when she starts sending me random fit checks
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Replying to @WilliamsRuto
@AFCAjax & @FCBayernEN kindly confirm. You know our president has never been honest
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The Vicky Mendoza Diagonal
Replying to @tysonphotoo
For me it's the hotness vs crazy comparison of girls😂. Someone find it please.
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people with childish excitement, I hope you never lose your sparkle
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river cartwright
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There is something so beautiful about having long term friends who have witnessed multiple versions of you and love you unconditionally through each version 💫
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After the S6 finale.... Pheew!
OMFG LIV AND JACK ON THE SET OF S8 SLOW HORSES
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People who have been on twitter long enough will always remember that story when they see a picture like this 😂
Nkiomoka there will be BIG SIGNS
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