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Abuja, Nigeria
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Nothing irritates me more than this “there is no lesser evil” rethoric.
One is currently overseeing an administration with record highs in insecurity, kidnaps, record high inflation, record high corruption, record highs in incessant (unnecessary spending),record highs in poverty
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Dylan Sprouse and Phill Lewis revealed they received basically ZERO RESIDUALS despite the MASSIVE success of ‘The Suite Life of Zack & Cody’, with Phill left SHOCKED after learning Dylan had only ever received ONE residual check for just 5 CENTS from a Hannah Montana crossover episode 😲💀
“The only residual check I’ve ever received for The Suite Life at all was a crossover episode with Hannah Montana, for five cents. I’m not joking… We did almost 190 episodes… We were arguably one of the most popular shows on Disney. Danny Kallis came running downstairs with a newspaper saying The Suite Life was beating The Sopranos in ratings… And we still didn’t get a single paycheck.”
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My construction consulting firm in south London recently got its sponsorship license. I’m looking to hire engineers across the UK. Won’t pay £50k but hit me up if interested
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Electric cars now more expensive to refuel than petrol or diesel at public chargers after ESB price hike buff.ly/UaYcVqs
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And with that, the great Ram wars have begun.
I recommend buying whatever gadget you need now on an instalment plan while old stock still have old stock prices and you can still access them.
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Every time I leave Nigeria, I get angry all over again. Because what do you mean we are still struggling with power supply in 2026. Very ridiculous and embarrassing to say the least.
I have been in Lagos for over a week. Lagos is the commercial capital of Nigeria. Lagos is the richest state in Nigeria. Lagos is the most cosmopolitan state in Nigeria. Most things start in Lagos and then trickle down to other states.
If the power supply is this bad in Lagos, how then is it in other states? There has been no light since last night. I pay a lot in taxes in this country only to face a challenge that most countries solved decades or even centuries ago.
Why are Nigerians behaving as if it is okay not to have a steady power supply in 2026? It seems that most Nigerians have a cultural tendency to tolerate discomfort. That is why we are where we are.
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If the Republicans can lose Texas, Kansas, Alabama and Mississippi all at once, we can get Tinubu and APC out of Nigeria.
Please I’m begging Nigerians. Vote Peter Obi for President of Nigeria 2027! Please!
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Trump failed to deliver on his campaign promises and Republicans are losing across the board.
But some Nigerians will vote again for the person that said "if I don't fix electricity, don't give me second term" and made the electricity even worse.
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I have been to this man’s house in Oakbrook IL. I have been invited for his yearly Salah parties. Dr. Alausa is a brilliant Nephrologist with a successful practice in suburban Chicago.
I respect his relationship with the President which is long standing. I am disappointed by his performance as Minister under this administration because I expected more.
Dr. Alausa, I am in Chicago right now, tell me one of Tinubu’s classmates that you have met in Chicago so I can go get a video interview with him. Just one since you have met many.