Professional Storyteller. Married to @KweenForFun Commissions: https://xitter.cf/t.co/XAKScH1dF6

Latveria
Joined January 2015
I made a Superman reading guide for anyone who wants to explore his most essential stories.
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Yall are actually stupid oh my god
The anime arcs everyone should skip for their own good
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Some of my favorite 2026 movies so far
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You Can See Everything (Some spoilers)
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mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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Flirting vs harassment
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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i don’t think i’ll ever get over how chris samnee draws dickbin whenever i think dickbin i see this little guy
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This spread is hard as hell
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Unironically a few of the most character defining panels
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I apologize for wishing this on you @KingJames
Bam Adebayo in the Heat’s two losses: 4 PTS - 6 REB - 6 FOULS 15 PTS - 7 REB - 4 AST Rough start for Bam. (@realapp)
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Our own League
My DCUO character, Forever-Man An ancient Kryptonian and the first to develop flight
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Really enjoyed #Clayface now @JamesGunn hear me out...
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SONIC: THE OVA
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yup
Superman fans talk about silver age supes like a modern iliad and a haunting rumination in the duality of the soul and then you read them and it's "GREAT RAO JIMMY LUTHORS NEW MAGENTA KRYPTONITE HAS MADE ME GAY AND GIVEN ME A FISH PENIS, NOW THAT I CAN BE WITH LORI I CANT IM GAY!
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Superman fans talk about silver age supes like a modern iliad and a haunting rumination in the duality of the soul and then you read them and it's "GREAT RAO JIMMY LUTHORS NEW MAGENTA KRYPTONITE HAS MADE ME GAY AND GIVEN ME A FISH PENIS, NOW THAT I CAN BE WITH LORI I CANT IM GAY!
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My DCUO character, Forever-Man An ancient Kryptonian and the first to develop flight
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Clayface
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JE VOUS REMET CETTE PÉPITE !!!
STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 3 EST EN DÉVELOPPEMENT !!!!
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Superman's son looking like a background npc 💔
Jon Kent is no longer Superman in New Titans💔
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