32 | ♍︎ | Poké Professor | 🔬 | #LLC

Dallas, TX
Joined April 2015
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His protein shake video still lives rent free in my head
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Yall????? Pls watch the entire video😭😭😭omg
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Gina Hinojosa's decision to run an anti-Flock, anti-data center campaign is one of those shrewd, creative decisions that's going to look mind-numbingly obvious in hindsight, when every 2028 candidate is running on the same thing
Destruction of Flock cameras *not* authorized. Just vote.
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This is… the comments and explanations. 🫪
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
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Prison psychologist who allowed lifer to film their sex sessions and smuggled in phones and SIMs in baked bean tins is jailed for 28 months trib.al/kb2RaWK
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thought the caption was gassin cause she always talk crazy but my god…….. 50 Cent ain’t meet his match this his final boss.
boy her mouth is like no fucking other
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TAKE YOUR ASS TO VOTE STILL IDGAF IF POLLS AT 120% BITCH
DEMOCRATS SET TO SWEEP STATEWIDE OFFICES IN GEORGIA A final State Navigate poll of likely Georgia voters finds Democrats ahead across the board one week before Election Day: • Governor: Keisha Lance Bottoms (D) 50% – Rick Jackson (R) 47% • Lieutenant Governor: Josh McLaurin (D) 49% – Greg Dolezal (R) 45% • Attorney General: Tanya Miller (D) 49% – Brian Strickland (R) 45% • Secretary of State: Penny Brown Reynolds (D) 49% – Tim Fleming (R) 45%
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I have the same one 😭😭😭
Welp…looks like I need to go to the ER. Those are literally my numbers.😳😬🙄
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I don’t have a drinker problem 🤭🤭 the countdown to #married2med is on 💥
When it comes to terrorizing a cast who comes to your mind first? It doesn’t have to be only a Bravo star, whoever comes to your mind first.
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I don’t have 2 duis dingbat. (She had 3 at the time 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)
#RHOP Sneak Peek: Karen VS Jacqueline! 🌸
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its all of their heads moving to the side & her part changing in her wig lol.
Yall be wanting Phaedra to be activated but I remember how you all were clutching yall pearls when she read the married to medicine ladies for filth.
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Nothing Caresha has done has been as interesting as JT’s pursuits.
Caresha is really keeping the City Girls sound alive. Because the other one wants to be Ozzy Ozbourne so bad.
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I’m picking my niece up today and I got to the spot “early,” the way I’m watching these cars pull up in droves! 😭
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I was about to complain but the second child’s line is moving. Also some lady held up the line not paying attention.
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Replying to @teletelo
most are from my flash sheet earlier this year :) if you're in Toronto & wanna get tattooed you can submit a form here: tally.so/r/A7GpZD
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These are so precious 🥺
some party bugs I've tattooed recently!!
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A Minnesota prosecutor charges conservative influencers James O’Keefe and Cam Higby with felony counts of unlawful voting and identity theft after they misrepresented themselves at polling places using the names of registered voters. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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