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Cussing everyone out
Not only is she yelling in the house at that time of night, but she let the microwave go ALL THE WAY off. Didn't even try to stop it at the 1 second mark. 😂
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this is my fav one of these videos I’ve ever seen, the most New York shit to ever exist
Are you gay or straight 🌈
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I’ll know tomorrow :)
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IM NOT A HEROIN ADDICT HO
post a bgc clip in honor of bad girls club finally coming back
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Replying to @FACEzigglah
I mean that is the (yt) gamer archetype lol
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No more overtime! No more Sundays*!
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I’ve been working the 2am shift for 7 years…
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I’ve made it up the ladder once more, now I gotta help pick my successor. 😭😭😭😭
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Amy Acton's long-lost stepsister, the biological daughter of Acton's abusive stepfather, corroborates Amy Acton's story in heartbreaking interview: "Yes, he raped [my biological sister], and it was more than once... I know they were homeless for a while and living in a tent. All that is definitely true."
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It’s too late
Ken Paxton calls for the elimination of property taxes in Texas.
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Why! Did they not learn from “terminal”… /s
JUST IN: Activision confirms it used real footage from a 2022 South Korean disaster that killed nearly 160 people in “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4,” sparking outrage from victims' families.
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Sherrod ain’t got nothing to do with Texas politics but that’s one guy I go up for 😭
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GET SHERROD BACK IN OFFICE OHIO!
New - Senate/Governor poll - Ohio 🔵 Sherrod Brown 50% 🔴 Jon Husted (Inc) 40% 🔵 Amy Acton 49% 🔴 Vivek Ramaswamy 37% Concord PO (C) - LV - 8/31
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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Holy shit! This is fucking gold!
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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*sigh*
All black ppl ain nappy headed boo.
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its a good decision by the casting team honestly. makes everyone leave that shit at the door and do the job. respect all around. love it
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Wat u sed? Ate him out of house and home baby.
Isaiah Rashad admits Doechii’s lyrical ability sometimes gets under his skin during a new interview with Andscape. “I hate that she be, like, lowkey better than me. Sometimes it irritates me.”
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