Delena Salticidae | Daily MCU breakdowns, lores and deep dives | Spiderman
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My favorite part of Brand New Day was Spiderman ignoring a bank robber to have some fun free time.
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If Marvel is finally making Peter remember One More Day, let’s be real, his guilt complex is his actual superpower.
Whether he made the deal or not, he always finds a way to ruin his own life.
Honestly I hope they push his guilt to the absolute breaking point.
Let him suffer. It’s what makes him a real hero.
If Marvel is finally making Peter remember One More Day, let’s be real, his guilt complex is his actual superpower.
Whether he made the deal or not, he always finds a way to ruin his own life.
Honestly I hope they push his guilt to the absolute breaking point.
Let him suffer. It’s what makes him a real hero.
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I had been working overtime almost every Friday for three months because our department was short-staffed. It wasn't something I particularly enjoyed, but the extra money helped with my bills.
One afternoon, my coworker, Kendra, pulled me aside and said she had noticed I was getting more overtime than everyone else. I explained that I was accepting shifts nobody else wanted. She smiled and said she understood.
A week later, my supervisor called me into his office. Someone had filed a complaint accusing me of claiming overtime hours I never worked. The complaint even suggested I was getting special treatment because I was close to the scheduling coordinator.
I was furious. I asked who made the accusation, but my supervisor said he couldn't reveal that while the investigation was ongoing.
I didn't panic. I asked him to check the time records, shift assignments, security entry logs, and the daily reports I submitted after each overtime shift.
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nothing will ever match the sheer, primal panic of someone receiving a gift so expensive it immediately feels like an ongoing federal crime.
bobby lee sitting there with his headphones on, completely unaware that andrew santino has just handed him a literal brick of precious metal.
santino losing his absolute mind:
"there's no way, dude. take off your headphones. there's no way, dude... that's a kilo of gold. it's about $260,000."
bobby just stares at it, completely paralyzed, realizing he now has to secure a safehouse for a birthday present.
santino instantly panicking in reverse:
"you don't like it? give it back, you got to give it back, stop, you don't like it!"
bobby, clutching a quarter-million dollars of bullion like it's a hot potato:
"you spent that much money on this? are you out of your mind?!"
man gave him an investment portfolio disguised as a prank.
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“I owe my family and all of you an apology, I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.”
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang sends letter to woe after being a caught in a romantic relationship with a delicious Chinese spy.
Well I would’ve love to see the aftermath of this video… The Huang Bang Files 💦💣
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I grew up homeless, then foster care. Abused physically sexually, and neglected. I was the kid the teachers hated to see coming. I was behavioral, agressive and difficult. I had kids young and had to grow up fast. I parented my kids completely opposite from how I was raised and grew a passion for helping children. I am now a preschool teacher and almost done with my Masters in child development. I am honored to have become the adult I needed!
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Ashley Padilla just looked Andrew Dismukes dead in the eyes and said “Did I say you could talk?” like they weren’t both still wearing their “I Voted” stickers and radiating pure post-hookup energy.
They spent the entire Update turning the midterms into the most specific, painfully accurate sex debrief ever “he voted early, by the way,” the micro-donor bit, her going “I’m sorry I can’t compete with electronic voting” while Colin sat there realizing he could hear every single private aside.
At this point the chemistry is so convincing I’m half-convinced SNL is just filming their real situationship and calling it a recurring bit. Just greenlight the romcom already.
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Did you ever have something strange happen to you and you cant explain what happened? My story is this. My husband and I were driving around, just exploring, when we saw a sign indicating a power damn was ahead. We decided to go see it. The road in was straight and then there was a turn. As soon as we went around that turn, I went into a full blown panic attack. I felt unbelievable terror. I yelled for my husband to get us out of there. Which he did, but was looking at me like I was insane.
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Principal: “Your daughter threatened another student this morning.”
Mother: “What happened?”
Principal: “She cornered another girl outside the cafeteria and told her she was going to hurt her.”
The mother looked at her daughter.
Mother: “Did you say that?”
Daughter: “I told her she was going to regret what she did.”
The principal leaned forward.
Principal: “She admitted it.”
Mother: “What did the other student say happened?”
Principal: “She claims your daughter followed her, blocked her way and threatened her.”
The mother looked at her daughter again.
Mother: “Did you do that?”
Daughter: “No.”
For a moment, the mother wasn’t sure who to believe.
The principal showed her the incident report and said two students had witnessed it.
Then the daughter quietly said:
Daughter: “Mum, she left something out.”
Mother: “What?”
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I don’t see anymore kids from kim I think deep down she even regrets having the amount of kids she has now and the fact she had them with ye.
She probably regrets having them with Kanye. Between the two of them I’m worried how they’ll turn out. Two nâârcissistic parents…concerning.
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I was the last passenger on the 11:40 PM train.
Just me and one other man.
He sat across the aisle, staring at me.
I looked away.
When I looked back, he was still staring.
I moved two seats down.
He moved too.
My heart started pounding.
The next stop was 9 minutes away.
I gripped my bag and counted every second.
Then he leaned forward and whispered:
"Don't get off at the next stop."
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At Sunday lunch, my mother-in-law announced in front of the whole family that now we had a baby, I should "do the right thing" and quit my job. My husband went quiet and stared at his plate. I smiled, said "Interesting idea," and took a single folded page out of my bag, one I'd prepared months earlier for exactly this moment...
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I spent 6 months training my coworker, staying late to walk him through everything I knew.
Last week, he was promoted into the position I’d been working toward for 4 years. My boss told me, "He’s just a better culture fit."
A little later, I learned he’d been passing my work along to management and presenting it as his own.
I didn’t argue. I updated my resume, accepted a job with a competitor, and submitted my two weeks’ notice.
On my final day, three clients left with me.
Honestly, loyalty to a company that doesn’t value you is just unpaid labor.
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the most famous fight in Happy Gilmore was originally written for Johnny Carson’s sidekick.
Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler’s NYU roommate and co-writer, wrote the part for Ed McMahon. Sandler says they assumed he’d say yes, but he reportedly passed. Bob Barker took it, on two conditions: he’d win the fight, and he’d do his own stunts instead of a stunt double.
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I always believed that family was the one group of people I could trust without constantly looking over my shoulder. Unfortunately, my younger brother, Ethan, taught me that being related to someone doesn't automatically mean they will respect you.
For years, I had been saving money to put a down payment on my own house. I was careful with my spending, avoided unnecessary purchases, and kept the money in a separate savings account.
My brother knew about my plans because I had mentioned them during several family gatherings.
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It's crazy how many people we started this journey with are no longer around. People we used to wake up early with, join Spaces, exchange engagements, encourage each other and chase the same dream. People whose names you couldn't scroll past without seeing. Today, many have gone silent. Some may have lost hope, life may have taken others away, and sadly, some may no longer be alive. That thought genuinely hurts.
If you're still here, please keep going. Greatness is built on consistency. It's that little extra effort to keep showing up when the excitement is gone and everyone else has walked away. ❤️
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I’m 32, making $95,000 a year, and I just found out my 36-year-old boyfriend making $48,000 has been calling me a gold digger because I asked him to pay his own car note.
Meanwhile, he spent $600 on sneakers, $250 at the club, and $180 on his boys’ dinner.
But when I ask for $100 toward groceries, suddenly I’m materialistic?
I’m not your mother, your bank, or your financial recovery plan. If I wanted a grown man to raise, I’d start charging daycare fees.