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Patrick

@ThePatrickRollo

What can I do for you? Seriously, Ask. I'll say no if I can't. he/him/his Creator of Alphabetical Order, you’re welcome.

 Rhode Island
Joined May 2011
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John Harry (@johnHarry1018) profile pictureJohn Harry
@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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He should swear on the book that forbids us from eating shrimp.
BLAIRE WHITE (@BlaireWhite) profile pictureBLAIRE WHITE
@BlaireWhiteNov 8
He's swearing on a book that INSTRUCTS him to lie to non-Muslims. Joke country.
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This reads as, "It's not racist to be racist at Costco." This guys sounds like an asshole of the highest degree.
James Fishback (@jamesfishback) profile pictureJames Fishback
@jamesfishbackNov 7
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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She Who Must Be Obeyed was inducted into the Hotel Society Hall Of Fame and the men in her life couldn't be prouder.
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Thank god Rob Schneider is being briefed. 😂
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) profile pictureRob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneiderNov 7
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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It should be against Federal law to be this ignorant of our constitution but she seems to not be incarcerated in a federal penitentiary.
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Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) profile pictureSean Spicer
@seanspicerNov 7
Tuesday was not a good night for Republicans It’s been 4 days and no protests, riots and vandalism..
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I may have been too excited to meet Bob Costas. He was so lovely. Thanks Bob and congrats to all the Sox Golden Glove winners.
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Can I ask a practical question? @MJMcKean are we not getting the $5000 checks now? #Stonehenge
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I can't believe more than 40k of my neighbors voted for a J6 insurrectionist for Congress.
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Everyone knows that @KyleBrandt brings the fastball to every @TheRewatchables but today's All the Right Moves pod demands that we now call him Kyle 6-2 Stack Monster Brandt. Cc: @BillSimmons
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@itsnwtsNov 3
My sincerest wish is that today is the last day I ever have to hear the names Ken Paxton or Vivek Ramaswamy.
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Early darkness can't dim my grilling nights.
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@TomArnoldNov 1
Replying to @HaleyforMI
Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.
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Go get that I VOTED sticker, y'all. This is a big one and whatnot.
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Myself. Literally.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 30
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever actually wagered money on?
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As a Sox fan, hearing the Brewers manager call the Yankees "a horseshit" team all I can say is, "Ich bin ein Brewer!"
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I voted today and can someone let the political world know that I don't need any more texts or calls or commercials. THANKS
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How hard is it to be the creepiest politician in a state that also has JD Vance and Jim Jordan? 🖖
Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) profile pictureVivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamyOct 28
It’s a simple choice: vote for the person who’s actually going to make your life better. Lower property taxes & electric bills, safer streets, better schools. The people of Ohio are wise & I trust them to get it right. 💪🏼
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There was puppy yoga!
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