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Patrick

@ThePatrickRollo

What can I do for you? Seriously, Ask. I'll say no if I can't. he/him/his Creator of Alphabetical Order, you’re welcome.

 Rhode Island
Joined May 2011
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John Harry (@johnHarry1018) profile pictureJohn Harry
@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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@itsnwtsNov 3
My sincerest wish is that today is the last day I ever have to hear the names Ken Paxton or Vivek Ramaswamy.
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Tom Arnold
@TomArnoldNov 1
Replying to @HaleyforMI
Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.
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Go get that I VOTED sticker, y'all. This is a big one and whatnot.
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Image from The King-Quahog (@NateRollo)
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#VaccinesWork to protect kids and families and communities from measles and other vaccine-preventable diseases.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 15
Reporter: Has the war had an impact on your campaign at this point? Staffer: We’re not going to talk about that. Reporter: Mr. Secretary, do you believe that five deaths, potentially six, from measles in the state of Pennsylvania— Staffer: We’re also not going to talk about measles. Reporter: He’s the highest ranking health official in the country. He can answer that question. He’s a Cabinet secretary. RFK JR: The measles outbreak is occurring because so many people went unvaccinated during the COVID pandemic. And this is something that Anthony Fauci, in fact, predicted
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Burbank! A massive dirtbag named David Donahue is running for city council. This is the doooshbag that tried to ruin my life last summer because I attended a protest of Moms For Liberty, an anti-trans hate group. You do NOT want this piece of shit to be allocating where Burbank
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Remember the good old days when Cornell was just known for the suicide bridge?
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Though Robert Kraft is mostly making headlines this week for his debacle with rapper Macklemore, he's also played a notable part in President Trump's efforts to destroy the Kennedy Center, Globe columnist Adrian Walker writes. trib.al/BV54sec

If the Kennedy Center dies, Robert Kraft will be a willing accomplice - The Boston Globe

Because the courts won’t allow Trump to put his name on the Kennedy Center, he is doing everything in his power to shut it down.

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The problem with casual sex is for far too many of y’all it’s fast casual
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I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters. In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
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Tell me about the flagpoles, George
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowAug 19
Trump: This is a great flag pole. It's tapered. It's not a straight up and down job. I'm very good at flagpoles
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Iran Says it Will Reopen Strait if Trump Admits He Lost in 2020 open.substack.com/pub/borowi…
Iran Says it Will Reopen Strait if Trump Admits He Lost in 2020

Iran Says it Will Reopen Strait if Trump Admits He Lost in 2020

“The whole world knows you lost, moron,” the official Iranian statement read.

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COULD SOMEONE IN AMERICA PLEASE EXPLAIN THE APPEAL TO US HERE IN EUROPE 🤔 HE'S AN 80 YEAR OLD DROOLING DEMENTIA PATIENT IN MAKEUP AND DIAPERS AND MILLIONS OF YOU WORSHIP HIM LIKE A GOD 🙄 WE DONT UNDERSTAND INSANE SHIT LIKE THIS HERE IN EUROPE 🤷
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hbd cole 🎉
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Hi God, it's me, Anne, and this is seriously th e last favor I will ever ask for:
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) profile pictureNo Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTCJun 12
Thunderstorms are currently forecasted for Trump’s birthday in Washington, DC this Sunday when the UFC fight is set to take place on the White House lawn.
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Amelia
@amelia_tweetzJun 1
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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God
@TheTweetOfGodMay 18
In an ideal world the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
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Travon Free@TravonMay 9
.@Taskrabbit fucking sucks. They charge you for canceling under 24 hours notice but in two days I’ve had three people cancel within minutes of the job time, wasting my time, and there’s no repercussion. Never again @Taskrabbit. App deleted.
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Jacoby Ellsbury should be in the Red Sox HOF because he was a sleeper agent all along sent to take down the enemy from the inside. I will not be taking further questions at this time.
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