Belly fulla chicken and a quart of old petroleum

United States
Joined May 2012
I literally am Daniel Plainview.
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Gambling problem? Cal (804) 972-0622 and I'll tell u how to stop fucking sucking at gambling u fucking loser lmfao
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Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
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When my wife is being an asshole I pee ALLLLLL OVER the seat.
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MAGA: “STOP CALLING US NAZIS!” Also MAGA:
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Commanders losing to the fucking Packers? Name a worse thing thats ever happened on September 11th
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imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this
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"you're sick for wishing death on someone" charlie kirk😭:
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Charlie Kirk said black people were better off in slavery and subjugation before the 1940’s. “It was bad & it was evil but they committed less crimes” So I dnt wanna hear yall tears frfr
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Don’t ask me about no Charlie Kirk
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There Will Be Blood is about how good it feels to be pissed off all the time.
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Run the Jewels lyrics: Killer Mike: I wish I could have killed Ronald Regan myself. El-P: Couldn’t agree more, Mike. Also let me say that after years of dating and marriage I’m still sexually fulfilled by my wife. Killer Mike: I’m gonna attack Regan’s adult kids with a hammer
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If you watch my Instagram story of my very cute kid doing some very cute shit and you don't like it? Your moms a ho.
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i feel like chappell roan would have given the performance of her life as a fright fest actor at six flags
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Do what u will. You can't fuck up my credit any worse than I already did.
BREAKING: Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American from National Public Data, around 2.9 billion records, per the LA Times
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[wife lying to her mom on phone] no he doesnt practice stand up anymore [me in basement walkin back n forth] people be lookin like they dogs
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Keeping Sportscenter on Last so my wife doesn't catch me watching Young Sheldon
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Wish someone would write a song about how life is a dang highway
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