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Call me 'Sarc'. Catholic/engineer/unvaxxed Identity revealed at 15k followers Pinned tweet=Dad jokes Praying for America's deliverance. #MAGA #TrudeauMustGo

Cambridge, Ontario
Joined April 2022
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List of my best real-life Dad joke moments. Frequently updated (because I can't help torturing my kids like this). xitter.gq/TheSarcasticist/status… xitter.gq/TheSarcasticist/status… xitter.gq/TheSarcasticist/status… xitter.gq/TheSarcasticist/status… xitter.gq/TheSarcasticist/status…
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Showing daughter how to make an omelet. I take out the pan and ask, "What's the first step?" "Heat the pan?" "Nope, land acknowledgement! Yay!" I start into the self-loathing script while she shoots daggers at me. Being a politically incorrect dad might be the best job ever.
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Marco Rubio is told he has to take over for Karoline Leavitt as White House Press Secretary. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
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Hear me out. Dukes of Hazzard, but Japanese.
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Hey, @ForecasterEnten, when you point out the Dems are -4 with Democratic voters, you should analyze the voting preferences of illegitimate ballots that will be cast in the mid-terms. It might be enough to offset Democrat unpopularity with the American public. I'm not being snarky. Illegal votes (illegal aliens, fake identities, dead people) form a legitimate and significant data point, at least until voter ID and other anti-cheating rules are in place. redstate.com/nick-arama/2026… – at North Dumfries, Ontario
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This specie of retards are found in urban areas within Canada. They are plentiful and are a cross between a parasite and a leach, and have a brain the size of a small bird. They have high self esteem and are dangerous when cornered.
This is what nightmares are made of. Could easily be a comedy skit.
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79 years ago America NUKED JAPAN. TWICE. Then America humiliated Japan at the surrender aboard USS Missouri. Then America occupied Japan Then America rebuilt Japan They brought baseball, BBQ, rock and roll, Hollywood movies, bourbon and automation. The Japanese people embraced all of these things. Today Japan is one of America's largest economic competitors, partners and allies. The Japanese people largely love America. Canada has enjoyed an undefended border with America for 159 years. We have benefitted from the most favorable trade relationship ANY NATION ON EARTH has with America. Canada has been allowed to spend insane amounts of money on UNSUSTAINABLE entitlement programs, mostly because US taxpayers have been footing the bill for our defense and security. Our families live on both sides of the border. In 2025, the American president asked the Canadian government to get a better control of our border and start cracking down on drug production and trafficking that was smuggled into America. Or there could be consequences to our trade relationship Our globalist, central banker, eco NAZI Prime Minister used this fact to fester anti American hysteria during an election and continues to a year after, likely permanently damaging our relationship with our largest benefactor. The contrasts between Japan and Canada are stark. A nation completely destroyed by America, then occupied, then rebuilt, has embraced American culture, industry, and generosity. A nation that has only ever known the benefits of being America's neighbor, partner and ally has turned into a petty, vindictive weak whiner while it turns itself into a national security threat to the most powerful country on earth. This has happened in a little more than a decade. Canada is a joke. 😐
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DEI lawyer explains, "I ain't be lying! That is there some 'expanded legal research'." Deborah Leslie did not identify which AI tool or tools she was using for her "expanded legal research", nor is it clear what disciplinary action, if any, will be taken. From ANF: Calling her efforts to oppose a new trial for a convicted murderer “expanded legal research,” a metro Atlanta attorney has admitted using AI to cite nonexistent cases in a recent appearance before the Supreme Court of Georgia. In a signed affidavit, Deborah Leslie - who is listed as an attorney for the appellate and assets forfeitures unit in the Clayton County District Attorney’s Office - has apologized for citing some cases that don’t exist. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
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Only on X. I had to, now you do! 😬😆
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My wife conducted a hiring fair for her work today. 43 out of 75 couldn't speak or understand English. She said our dog Luna understands English better. Why the hell is Immigration Canada letting in so many folks who can and will never integrate here? – at Burlington, Ontario
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I like the other attorney just watching for a while, then deciding – what the heck – let's dial the bearded woman up to 11 and see what happens. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.
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Worth the watch…😏🤣
I enjoyed this video way too much. “Get a female officer now.” ~ ‘Trans Man’ 🤣🤣🤣
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For Frodo and for Middle Earth! – at North Dumfries, Ontario
🤖 Made with AI
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Back to the story of Deborah Leslie, the prosecuting attorney in Clayton County, Georgia, caught dead-to-rights using AI to do her lawyering. If you recall, she tried to wiggle out of it by saying the submission been "revised", though the fabricated citations were in the pre-revised version too. I'm not a lawyer, so I just assumed "revised" meant an updated version prepped by a junior lawyer. No, that's not what it is at all. What happens is that the winning side prepares a summary of the trial and gives it to the judge. The judge reads it over, possibly adds revisions, and then adopts it as the official ruling of the court. The trial judge was Jewel Scott. In effect, Deborah Leslie was suggesting that Judge Scott added the fake AI-generated citations, hoping the court hadn't checked the original version. What the...? And yeah, Scott didn't check the citations herself and just stamped it and passed it on. A lazy lawyer and a lazy judge. I'm willing to bet Scott, like Leslie, is looking for someone to throw under that bus. What an absolute mess. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
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"As God is my witness, I thought peacocks could fly." "Peacocks can fly, Mr. Carlson." "Really? Ok, chuck 'em out of the helicopter then." – at North Dumfries, Ontario
Peacocks in flight.. 😊
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But "Starfleet Academy" was written for the modern audience. Where are all the orientation-obsessed foot fetishists who make up the modern audience? This show was written for them. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
EXCLUSIVE: “Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” will end with its upcoming second season. The show failed to find a significant audience, not ranking on Nielsen’s Top 10 streaming viewership charts at any point during its 10-episode first season. wp.me/pc8uak-1lH3kQ
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The IRGC isn't talking to Trump. They are aware of the talks and that they've been frozen out. The IRGC is making demands not of Trump, but of whatever faction of the government is in negotiations with Trump. The IRGC is setting the conditions that the negotiators must meet to forestall a coup or civil war. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
BREAKING 🔴 WSJ: Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, responding to mediation efforts, is demanding firm guarantees the war will not restart, a halt to Israeli strikes on Hezbollah, the shutdown of U.S. bases in the Gulf, and compensation for its losses.
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How the hell did the Iranians get their hands on corbomite?! – at North Dumfries, Ontario
Iranian Major General Abdollahi: “The use of a new, secret weapon will begin soon and it will bring an end to the enemy’s operations.”
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This guy is potentially the stupidest person alive. 😂😂😂
Hasan Piker says the Cuban people enjoy not having electricity due to their “fun Island mindset” Keep in mind, he’s staying in Cuba's most exclusive hotel with power
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Wouldn't it make more sense to flip a coin, and have Canadians move to Germany or Germans move to Canada? And leave the damn Indians where they belong. – at North Dumfries, Ontario
Germany will import Indians to replace its aging workforce, government institution says 288,000 foreign workers needed per year
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