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Joined July 2009
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Two Cambridge physicists saw this video and wanted to teach it in a school course. Then they realized they couldn't explain it Nothing is pulling this chain up. It leaps out of the jar on its own and holds an arch in mid-air Watch the top of the arch. 8,000 metal beads from an office blind, no magnets, and the chain stays above the rim the whole time it pours out Steve Mould filmed it in 2013, and it's now known as the Mould effect In 2014 John Biggins and Mark Warner published their answer. Every link acts like a tiny stiff rod. When the moving chain yanks one end up, the other end jams into the pile below, and the pile kicks it back up. Drop the chain from higher and the arch climbs higher Then other physicists ran their own tests and argued the kick barely matters, and what really counts is how the chain is piled in the jar Over a decade later, the experts still don't fully agree on why a chain from an office blind jumps
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Massively respect it
Heidi Klum transformed into a bloody severed hand for Halloween as her iconic costume party marked 25 years in New York. #heidiklum #halloween #heidihalloween
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Very odd people think you have to be right-wing to buy a truly British brand, made in the UK, supporting British workers. Barbour are one of 658 businesses listed on my non-profit, Grown and Made UK grownandmade.uk
A huge moment has arrived: it’s officially Barbour weather. Have a fabulous weekend everyone. Cheers! 🍷
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Discussions like this would happen far less frequently if trains in this country weren't so extortionate
‘Our bill is going to get to half a trillion because someone can’t remember to book a train in advance?’ @TomSwarbrick1 can’t believe caller Gavin is defending cheaper train tickets for people with ADHD.
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'Picky bits' is devisive enough but I just learned about the halloween version 'bite-sized frights' which is absolutely rage inducing
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Just Eat's rollout of AI menu photos is going flawlessly
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Wait what, we can make gold in a lab now?
Replying to @MarathonFusion
In 2025, we published a bold proposal to use fusion reactors for gold production. And now we’ve done it: Mercury transmuted into stable gold, using fusion neutrons, at 10x the record set by CERN in 2025. We’ve reduced alchemy to a series of difficult but tractable engineering problems.
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It is still just so extraordinary to me that the government basically loan sharked an entire generation of students. If they’d outsourced it to Wonga, the outcomes wouldn’t have been much worse
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I've been told the plane I'm on will be moving in "the next couple of moments". Struggling to think of a unit of time vaguer than moments.
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Fascinating. I'm not even sure you would get this level of consensus if you asked "should we feed children"
A nation almost entirely united on this one with *100%* of over 75s saying it’s not ok to play music out loud on a train.
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Me thinking I'm better than all the idiots in the Sainsbury's car park on a Saturday morning
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster goes airborne, soaring over a row of Tesla vehicles in a live stunt at its unveiling event.
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Rafael Behr’s analysis of Reforms latest policy announcement is spot on. #politicslive
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Theo Bird retweeted
I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger
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How is this populist slop getting a round of applause? I refuse to believe everyone in that room genuinely thinks he's making a valid point. The French Gov borrows €300bn a year.
French Presidential Candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon: They tell us, "We must reassure the markets." Reassure the markets? What are their names? Where do they live? Let me go and reassure them! What market? What are you talking about? There is no market. There are hedge funds, financial companies and insurance companies.
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Few things worse than a failed knee slide
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Replying to @tomfgoodwin
If it's good enough they can ditch in flight entertainment entirely, switching to a BYOD format. Saves them millions in investment about about 1000lbs of weight per flight.
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The @reading_buses app is really good
Do we actually have better software since AI? What company, what product got 2x better in the past 3 years? Vibecoding feels faster but the production gain is 20% at most
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Me seeing "Bolsonaro wins the first round of Brazil's presedential race"
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Beautifully done
The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️
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