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Alan M

@ThisIsAlanM

LFC ⚽️ Atheist 👹 Dad 🧑🏻👧🏻 Rock & Metal 🎸 Chocolate 🍫 ❤️LJA❤️ Pronouns: tit/twat

 Liverpool, UK.
Joined February 2009
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Fuckin crying 😂😂😂
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Once they hit their mid 70's, people seem to adopt the same attitude as teenagers - selective hearing, no manners and impossible to have a conversation without getting the hump if you don't agree with them.
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Don't worry I'll just walk in the road, cheers.. . Tags: #car #cars #cargram #carphotography #carspotting #carlifestyle #parking #fail #parkingfail #funny #fun #silly #omg #wtf
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How do you not notice doing this?? . Tags: #car #cars #cargram #carphotography #carspotting #carlifestyle #parking #fail #parkingfail #funny #fun #silly #omg #wtf
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Twitter can be so vile. No wonder so many people have mental health issues these days.
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Morning blues……footys back, and that means this. My favourite crowd
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Is supporting Everton bad for your health? For some fans, the answer is clearly "yes"... 18+ BeGambleAware
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The #Haaland banter compilations will be everywhere this week after that miss, just like #Nunez last week. From 🤡 who have never kicked a ball in their life 🤷‍♂️
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#Heatwave2022
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Half of Europe right now 😂
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Our new Education Secretary greeting the public. Her Twitter profile says she's a proud mum and dog lover. It fails to mention she's also a bit of a cunt.
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Hey @Conservatives, fixed it for you.
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Hey @KFC_UKI, we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you.
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don’t watch this video i’m warning y’all
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Replying to @nermalone @LilNasX
I mean it can go wrong though
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Rent Free, Obsessed, Ratio'd... What if people reacted in real life the same way that they do online?
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Whoever did this, brilliant. Proper had a chuckle 🤣🤣
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OMG
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