
Social Media Specialist & Content Strategist | LLB & #legaltech | @jamesblake said I'm 'Wonderful' 🇿🇦❤️
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How it started vs How it went.
Thank you so much, @jamesblake 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️
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I told you guys about their marketing machine 🔵
This is proof that good marketing can sell even the shittiest product!
To all execs… learn from this… give your marketing teams more budget!!!
Amandela ✊🏽
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SOUTH AFRICA: CYBER WEEK FROM HELL
While the world patched PHP and GitLab on Oct 21, SA had its own fires to put out.
@ATNSSA: SA’s air navigation provider was reportedly hit by ransomware that reached the systems behind aviation weather services. Possible data theft to IPs in China. External forensic team brought in.
Ampath Labs CONFIRMED. ByteToBreach claims 80M+ patient records (Ampath says that’s overstated). IDs, addresses, medical aid numbers and payment data may be exposed. Reported to the @InforegulatorSA.
Europ Assistance SA (now AZOZA) ALLEGED. “The Gentlemen” ransomware gang listed them on Oct 16. Unverified.
Bootlegger: an internal vibe-coded dashboard leaked contact details for 132 stores. AI writes your app, and AI-written apps leak.
php2shell [9.2]: 9,800+ SA servers run PHP, including almost all the major hosts (@Afrihost, @Xneelo, @AWS Cape Town). Unauthenticated RCE. Patch to 8.5.12/8.4.27/8.3.36/8.2.35 NOW.
GitLab [10.0/10]: unauthenticated RCE on self-managed servers. Every SA dev shop running its own GitLab: update today.
@Railway breach + @LiteLLM malware: if your SA startup deploys on Railway or ran pip install litellm this week, rotate all keys.
Meanwhile, at the @InforegulatorSA, breach reports increased from 202 (2021/22) to 2,898 (2025/26). More than 1,200 in H1 2026 alone. Enforcement has started.
POPIA says report “as soon as reasonably possible.” The hackers aren’t waiting, so neither should you.
Patch. Rotate. Report. Repeat. 🇿🇦
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It is already a crisis so before we even get to November 4, let it be clear that the following people are the ones that must have sleepless nights to solve this issue…
@JHBWater CEO Ntshaveni Mukwevho + MMC @JackSekwaila + Mayor @DadaMorero and his deputy @Loyiso_Masuku
With Joburg, it’s clear as daylight which party is responsible for what. Please fix it so you aren’t spending time in police stations opening cases against each other as comrades if the time comes.
You have some time, you have some budget, we just need your political will! Show us what you got 🟢⚫️🟡 please 🙏🏽 please 🙏🏽
You’ve shown us what you can do in other spheres… THIS… needs you to do it again!!! Please 🙏🏽
Johannesburg Water is experiencing significant strain on its water supply systems due to high consumption.
Residents and businesses are requested to reduce consumption and comply with the Level 1 water restrictions.
#JoburgUpdates #WaterConservation #savewater #ElNino ^N
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12,577 🇿🇦 online services run php!!!!
Our level of composure as a country is stressing me.
S’dumo Mtshali in a KFC ad was NOT on my 2026 bingo card, but I’m loving every second of it! 😂❤️ #KFCStreetwiseFamily
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So according to Sibiya, ZM’s father was forwarded a video of his 16 year old masturbating. He then had a conversation with Sibiya about this and forwarded the same video to Sibiya. The two grown men then proceeded to discuss the 16 year old’s crush on Sibiya, followed by a call to the 16 year old wherein she confirmed said crush. Bethuna??
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Even the Mselekus, who understand sharing better than all of us, draw the line at a #KFCMIGHTYBUCKETFORONE
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What excuse did you use to avoid sharing your food before KFC gave us legal protection? 😭 #KFCMIGHTYBUCKETFORONE
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The New #KFCMightyBucketForOne is here and it’s legally protected from sharing
The one thing that could divide the Mseleku family? 👀
Someone asking for a piece of that chicken, sana! #KFCMIGHTYBUCKETFORONE
I’m not jumping through hoops to buy tickets, I’m not paying exorbitant prices for parking. I’m not entering a competition to get tickets. None of it.
I still have to spend money at the actual gig at the end of the day. There are no favours to me as the consumer.
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Coded a funny thing today while we were having some burgers and beers, see how low your flyover can go
flappylink.com
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A good start to the second half by the Boks as Grant Williams scores their fourth try - SA lead 24-14 ⚡️
Live updates in our match centre: tinyurl.com/55znsz9e 🏉
#Springboks #ForeverGreenForeverGold





















