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we have a winner for tweet of the day 🏆😅😂🤣
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Blue Wave 👍
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Flocking brilliant. The Walking MAGA. Spot on.
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"By police, for everyone"
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we only seem to lose the good ones 🫤
RIP Sir Patrick Stewart. You made it so.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Tue Oct 27 is now come to an end for the day. Thank you to everyone who took part and have a nice evening, day, or night and enjoy your meals. Love, grandma oxoxo Please retweet!
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Nobody - NOBODY on the fucking planet gives a fuck what elon musk thinks about who should lead Ukraine. The fucking hubris of these assholes mistaking their net worth on paper as validity of anything is fucking astounding. It really is.
Elon Musk, we Ukrainians know perfectly well what our internal problems are. We will deal with them ourselves, through our own democratic institutions. We do not need you to decide who should govern Ukraine. Right now, Russia is our enemy. Russia invaded our country. Russia is killing our people. Either you fail to understand what Ukrainians are fighting for, or you understand perfectly well and choose to ignore the consequences of your rhetoric. Your words do not exist in a vacuum. When you repeat narratives that shift attention away from Russian aggression and toward removing Ukraine’s elected leadership, you risk helping those who want to undermine our resistance. We are fighting for our survival, our sovereignty, and our right to determine our own future. You do not get to take that right away from us. And perhaps, before lecturing Ukrainians about democracy, you should listen to the people actually living through this war.
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that Cheesecake Factory line is gonna turn the Orange Blob into a ketchup throwing tantrum. 😡
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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Katie seems to have lasted a half a Scaramucci 😏
Trump on Zacharia: I said when I get back we are going to talk. I don't think Katie should be made to suffer like she is suffering at the hands of the press. I will talk to her as soon as I get back.
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Before and after the dog park
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Seems relevant to me that the new White House press secretary, who the public is supposed to rely on for accurate information, believes that elites in the Democratic Party and Hollywood are sexually trafficking kids and eating people. We published this 24 hours ago and it hasn’t made it into mainstream coverage of Zacharia yet. popular.info/p/new-white-hou…
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that's one big ass dog 🐕
Wednesday in Canada 🍂 🍁🍂
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attacking Mar-a Lago would a small price to pay
MAGA: “We support Trump because he says what he means and tells it like it is.” Also MAGA: “That’s not what he meant.” Then the usual cleanup crew, spends weeks explaining what Trump “really” meant. So much for telling it like it is.
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the customer is always right 🙏😏
I love My job but I hate My customers.
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