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ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Tue Oct 27 is now come to an end for the day. Thank you to everyone who took part and have a nice evening, day, or night and enjoy your meals. Love, grandma oxoxo
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Nobody - NOBODY on the fucking planet gives a fuck what elon musk thinks about who should lead Ukraine.
The fucking hubris of these assholes mistaking their net worth on paper as validity of anything is fucking astounding. It really is.
Elon Musk, we Ukrainians know perfectly well what our internal problems are. We will deal with them ourselves, through our own democratic institutions.
We do not need you to decide who should govern Ukraine.
Right now, Russia is our enemy. Russia invaded our country. Russia is killing our people.
Either you fail to understand what Ukrainians are fighting for, or you understand perfectly well and choose to ignore the consequences of your rhetoric.
Your words do not exist in a vacuum. When you repeat narratives that shift attention away from Russian aggression and toward removing Ukraine’s elected leadership, you risk helping those who want to undermine our resistance.
We are fighting for our survival, our sovereignty, and our right to determine our own future.
You do not get to take that right away from us.
And perhaps, before lecturing Ukrainians about democracy, you should listen to the people actually living through this war.
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Seems relevant to me that the new White House press secretary, who the public is supposed to rely on for accurate information, believes that elites in the Democratic Party and Hollywood are sexually trafficking kids and eating people.
We published this 24 hours ago and it hasn’t made it into mainstream coverage of Zacharia yet.
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TALARICO IS SURGING. 📈
Republicans are distancing themselves from Paxton. Even George W. Bush won’t campaign for him. Ouch. 😂
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• Union busting
• Laying off 80% of Twitter's employees
• Committing securities fraud
• Endorsing Germany's far-right party
• Giving Nazi salute
• Dismantling aid programs
• Sending racist tweets
• Hoarding $1,000,000,000
• "Doing the greatest amount of good"
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I dont ask for much. But please help me out by retweeting this! 🙏
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This is Sheriff Donald Smith of Augusta County, Virginia.
Starting today, July 1st, Donald Smith intends to be a constitutional sheriff. He intends to have ultimate power, superseding federal and state authorities.
It's illegal and it's dangerous.
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ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Mon Jun 8 is now ending for the day. Thank you to everyone who participated. Have a good evening, day, or night and enjoy your meals. Love, grandma xoxoxox
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ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Mon Jun 8 is starting now. I am having Breaded Chicken Fingers 'n Dip, potatoes, vegetables, bread and butter, milk and a Butterscotch pudding with whipped cream for dessert.
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ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Wed Jun 3 is now starting. I am having Meatballs 'n gravy, mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and butter, milk and Cadbury's Chocolate for dessert!
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So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
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LMAO brilliant Trump Silenced Colbert's Show - But His Last Night Broke the Internet 😭🤣😂
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As we’re forced to say goodbye to one of our most brilliant, hilarious and beloved shows, @colbertlateshow, I want to thank Stephen and his incredible team for the eleven years of astonishing gifts they’ve given us all.
