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Tim Hewitt

@TimHewitt

melbourne Comedian. get around it. https://xitter.gq/t.co/yiMYh47H2d

 Melbourne, Victoria
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Joined October 2013
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"Oooh ive been shivelly drivellied"
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My main takeaway... never write off anyone in qld origin kit. Another classic case of Maroons dominace
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nik ⚧︎ (^_^)@kurom3owzNov 5
this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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Private Equity Ruins Yet Another Nice Thing ift.tt/3xjtwE7
Private Equity Ruins Yet Another Nice Thing

Private Equity Ruins Yet Another Nice Thing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Faceless men in nice suits have claimed another victim this week, as David Jones has officially gone into administration. The iconic Australian institution has...

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Tonight was for her.
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Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year, you’re toast.
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Mulder is like getting neser fresh from the source. Sick of it.
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The reality of test cricket dying has finally sunk in over this south africa series. The fact saffa cameramen are hardly finding babes in between shirtless slabs of meat blokes is the wake up call i needed.
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Theres a trailer where reacher is having a car chase over the story bridge in a land cruiser, with Owen Wilson in the back seat. Im sure its dogshit, and brother, I'll be watching it.
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Kinda got the tone of one of those viral d grade footy fire up speeches. Nah serious boys fucking dig in aye,
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@OneNationAusOct 16
No wonder the robotic uniparty leaders don't want to debate Warren.
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Was wondering if the Ukrainian bot farm strike would have impacted cricket aus comment sections about Pat Cummins. Alas Putin may not be behind them..
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Instagram seems to think i want to watch heaps of videos of concreters roid raging, smashing energy drinks and pouring slabs. They are correct.
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@Jomboy_Oct 14
Eric on Survivor did a good Tim Robinson impression but not on purpose
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banning afl players from doing drugs is like when vegans try to feed their cat a vegan diet
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Supersport camera man have gone woke "yaaa find us a beautiful bird in the crowd aye"
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Sad theyre putting the loser cartoonist out of work with slop
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@KatyKray73Oct 5
This One Nation ad is absolute gold! It’s okay to come out as a One Nation voter. Come on, Victoria. 🇦🇺🧡
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paulmc@paulmac_78Oct 4
Of course this cunt is a Roosters fan
Kobie Thatcher (@KobieThatcher) profile pictureKobie Thatcher
@KobieThatcherOct 4
NRL Grand Final day. Here come the Roosters! 🐔
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So good to cut to the roosters fans at the paddo inn. A horde of finance guys and marketing managers waiting for the cubicle to be free. Honestly a neutral going for the chooks must have a black heart.
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Comerte 13 goles es normal, a todos les puede pasar. Pero que te hagan 14 goles eso es un papelón, no podés volver a jugar.
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