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melbourne Comedian. get around it. https://xitter.gq/t.co/yiMYh47H2d

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined October 2013
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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Tonight was for her.
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Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year, you’re toast.
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Eric on Survivor did a good Tim Robinson impression but not on purpose
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banning afl players from doing drugs is like when vegans try to feed their cat a vegan diet
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Of course this cunt is a Roosters fan
NRL Grand Final day. Here come the Roosters! 🐔
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Comerte 13 goles es normal, a todos les puede pasar. Pero que te hagan 14 goles eso es un papelón, no podés volver a jugar.
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NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN: "...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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The trailer Musk and Zuckerberg refuse to air. You know what to do.
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 1295
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Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way
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The hardest part of being an art thief must be getting your entire crew to agree on what constitutes art.
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a rare actual example of something you couldnt get away with today like oh my god
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24 Hour Party People
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Adding my support here to GC and the other former international captains. I hope the court ordered medical assessment be allowed to run its course, and that family visits continue. I hope Imran Khan is treated with the dignity anyone deserves
Greg Chappell gives us an update on Imran Khan
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It's been awhile since I drew Bluey art
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we’re done splitting the g, we now set the table
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shit would be my profile pic on everything possible for the rest of time
Pasada total la del skater profesional olímpico y los fotógrafos 🔝🔝🔝
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