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Abraxas thinking he's gonna be the best man for Tom's and Harry's wedding only to be passed over and Nagini (a snake!) taking the job. He'd go and cry about it to the other knights like can you believe it a snake took my coveted position
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Who is Harry's favourite knight?
6%Abraxas
27%Alphard
65%Orion
2%Lestrange
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Voldemort leaves his horcrux wife with his followers and goes for a Ministry meeting for 2 hours. Once he comes back, everyone is drunk, even the elves, Lucius has conjured a strip pole and is showing off his flexible moves.
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Tomarry where Harry loses his glasses and mistakes the Minister for Magic Tom for one of his students who has come to his office for detention. Tom is visiting Hogwarts in an official capacity but wanders off for old times sake and accidentally enters Harry's office.
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Harry tells Tom that if he doesn't get his act together he'll never realise his goal of becoming a Minister for Magic. Tom tries to correct Harry that he already is, but Harry scolds him and gives him extra homework to do. Harry's too hot so Tom decide to linger.
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Decides*
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It's comforting when even someone as evil as Tom falls in love. Tomarry might seem an odd ship, but ultimately it's about the triumph of love over evil.
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Fanfic writing advice threads are so funny. Most of them are just general statements that very often sound like the "if you're homeless, just buy a house" type of advice. There is usually pushback against this, which is followed by paltering by the adviser.
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That being said, someone telling you to use paragraphs instead of a wall of text or not to misspell the main character's name is not a literary critique, nor is it an attack on you. It doesn't even have anything to do with fanfic; it's more analogous to seeing someone's trousers
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unzipped or with a stain and informing them. Having embarrassing typos in a text you've written is nothing out of ordinary. We all have those situations when "shot" turns to "shit". I'd rather someone tell me than not.
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The concept of Tom hating Harry so much but being unable to do anything about it, because Harry's the only person he's physically attracted to. Curiosity is killing him; he thinks if he finally sleeps with Harry, he'll stop obsessing with him. They do. Tom's obsession gets worse.
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Harry and Tom date at school and then have a serious breakup. Harry leaves the country and then a few years later returns back, gets a job at the ministry to sort his life together. Only he finds out that Tom is his new boss. Tom acts like he doesn't know Harry at all.
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Harry at first feels relieved because he thinks if tom remembered him it would make things awkward between them. But then one day when Tom's late, he needs to take care of some scrolls from Tom's office, he finds a giant pile of photos of himself while he was abroad.
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Meanwhile Harry's routine would be washing his face, brushing his teeth and putting on whatever has the least stains.
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Tom would do morning routine videos à la Patrick Bateman.
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Tomarry where Harry, after watching Dumbledore's memories of a handsomer-than-ever Tom, time-travels to his hot Borgin and Burkes era and tries to steal Hepz from right under Tom's thumb. Tom in response tries to kill Harry, only for it to turn into a heated duel and consequent
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chemistry, eye contact, kissing, and ripping things, straight up in Hepzibah's house. Mind you, she is not complaining, even though these two idiots broke her expensive tea service. They looked good, doing it.
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