Timaeus

Voldemort leaves his horcrux wife with his followers and goes for a Ministry meeting for 2 hours. Once he comes back, everyone is drunk, even the elves, Lucius has conjured a strip pole and is showing off his flexible moves.

Tom mistaking time-travelling Harry for "Salazar Slytherin's monster" when he finally opens the chamber of secrets and finds Harry inside. Doesn't help that Harry speaks Parseltongue to him, thinking it's the basilisk whom he's trying to draw out by sweet talking.

Obligatory Tomarry events: Tom discovering Harry speaks Parseltongue Harry and Tom duelling (Tom loving it) CoS and RoR shenanigans Tom trying to recruit Harry to Tom trying to ravish him Knights/DE confused but on board Tom finding out Harry's a time-traveller/Horcrux

Dursleys lock Harry in the cupboard for so long he turns into a boggart. Voldemort resurrects, comes to kill Harry, only to get scared seeing himself die. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Hermione sets up Harry on a blind date with her coworker from the Ministry, but the man doesn't show up instead Minister Tom has a meeting at the same restaurant with a potential supporter. They both think the other is their date/campaign supporter. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Harry infiltrates Tom Riddle's manor as a maid to spy on him for the Order. Tom thinks Harry is an overzealous maid who cleans his office day and night. #Tomarry

#Harrymort where Harry time-travels to the day Voldemort kills his parents and stops him by pretending he's a powerful seer. He shows Voldemort his memories of what'll happen, lying that those are the visions of the future. V doesn't kill Potters but obsesses over Harry.

Typical Tom 😭

Tomarry where Minister Tom has his scheduled rut appointment with a professional at a hotel and unspeakable Harry returns to Britain for a friend's wedding and stays in the same hotel. The hotel management mixes up the rooms, and Tom ends up with a very confused Harry. #Tomarry

#Tomarry where Harry cheats on his wife with Tom.

Tomarry where Harry gets collarcam for Hedwig to see what she's up to the whole day, only to catch his handsome neighbour Tom dragging out what looks like a dead body out of his house in the footage. #Tomarry

Tomarry where Merope Gaunt stayed alive and married to Riddle Sr. She spots time-travelling Harry in Hogsmeade and immediately thinks that Harry is exactly what her son needs. She lures Harry into the Riddle manor to meet Tom who's now a high-ranking Ministry official. #Tomarry