Author of the first Donald Trump novel - 'The Zucchini Conspiracy' - and other anthropological anomalies. All books at https://xitter.gq/t.co/nDMcrVzH2d
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Little Beliton is a remote Dartmoor village (mythical, but in my head represents real beauty spots). A friendly community who support people, each other with life problems. I hope readers enjoy the stories as they get to know the characters. New post-I deleted my website today.
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La vida es puro teatro ...
Para mis amigos españoles y latinoamericanos: una reseña a toda página en la prensa sobre mi "deliciosa y disparadata comedia", Los Impostores.
Il y a des éditeurs, des maisons d'édition françaises, à l'affût? 😜
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We'll always have Paris ... Whatever else you hear about tonight's local French elections, especially any successes of the extreme right, still it is that the candidate of Le Pen's fascistic ex-National Front has received an estimated 1.5% of the vote in the capital city🤣🤣🤣
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Founding members of the 'Board of Peace' (Chairman, eternal peace prize candidate Donald J. Trump) swing swiftly into action
- Pakistan declares war on Afghanistan and bombs Kabul
- The US & Israel declare war on Iran and bomb Tehran
Thank goodness it's not the 'Board of War'!
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🧵The best response to the bogus decision by the IOC @Olympics to ban the helmet of @heraskevych and silence the memory of Ukrainian athletes murdered by russia, is to see their faces, learn their names and share it with the world!
They want it gone, we’ll show it everywhere!🇺🇦
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True American 🇺🇸Patriot!!!
Bruce Springsteen isn't holding back-this is his warning to America.
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Censorship on X is really going beyond the pale. I might have to quit for good if any criticism at all of the US government has now become impossible. I was responding to an excellent analysis by @evo1tactical about Ukraine. See for yourself how dire the situation has become:
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What a farce, eh? Next prize (against stiff competition), Infantino receives the World Sycophant of the Year award.
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The secret deal I would not even have dared write into my Donald Trump geopolitical farce: FIFA will give the US President its new 'Peace Prize' on 5 December if he can blackmail and bully Ukraine into surrender and capitulation to Russia by then. Hence, Trump's urgent deadline.
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What hocus-pocus is this? Do you have the same thought as me? Surely not ... Surely FIFA could not sink any lower in dirt and disgrace than where it is now ... Surely not? 🤣🤣🤣
Timothy Balding retweeted
¡Ya está aquí! My Spanish adventure begins...The first foreign edition of one of my novels is out! Los Impostores, now available in Spain; soon the world! (ISBN 978-84-10001-46-6). The original, The Impostors, still here to be enjoyed, with all my books: tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9
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The desires of another 'tough on crime' Conservative are fulfilled🤣! Former President Nicolas Sarkozy is sent to jail for 5 years for "association de malfaiteurs' - association with a criminal gang! Once considered corrupt, France is becoming a model for prosecuting elite crime
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In 1934, the new Nazi government enacted a “Law Against Treacherous Attacks on the State and Party and for the Protection of the Party Uniform,” which made laughing and telling jokes about the regime a capital offence.
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Once upon a time, authors savaged each other's books, while critics shredded lousy writing. Back to the good old days with a review eviscerating Dan Brown's new novel: "weapons grade bollocks", by an "inept", "hopeless" author. Let's kill more darlings! theguardian.com/books/2025/s…
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🇪🇺📈 The European Union has officially overtaken China in total GDP; a powerful reminder of what Europeans can achieve together.
🇪🇺 EU: $19.99T
🇨🇳 China: $19.23T
Imagine if the whole continent united and the union reformed…
🇪🇺 A New European Golden Age 🇪🇺
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Seems like a good day, if ever there were one, to advocate reading my Donald Trump novel, to counter your depression over the turn of world events. As Mark Twain wrote, and this lady reviewer confirms: "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." amazon.com/dp/1935830678#Sal…
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"Great wit and erudition ... it's fun, playful and philosophical, a very enjoyable read!"
A video review of my latest novel, 'The Spectator', up today on the Youtube book channel of author Andy Miller.
youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8GpDYx…