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Joined August 2011
my debut album TEETH LIKE BEAK is out today from @absolutelyprods you can listen to it most places but why not start here: timplatt1.bandcamp.com/album…
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⛲🖊️🔌RUDE TALES OF MAGIC 🔌🖊️⛲ Blue Kindness High Episode 16: Fountain, Pen
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BILAL COULIBALY NASTY POSTER.
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I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell
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Halloween Song
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BEING BUBLÉ - a true story that makes no sense. A deeply unqualified man is hired to be a Michael Bublé impersonator at a rich stranger’s party. Despite no resemblance, no singing ability, and just 1 week to prepare, he gives it everything he’s got. “Spectacular” - @nytimes
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TORNADOS ARE HORROOBKLE
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BookTok be like
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“can’t hide a lie in the mouth of a song” -Adrienne Lenker
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nothing wrong with consuming schlock. just this evening my kids and i were listening to stravinsky’s uproariously funny and lighthearted comic ballet pulcinella. a trifle, to be sure, compared with his more serious works, and yet a delightful diversion
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character comedy IS an essay!
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Wednesday on VideoLab: @willgmcdonald is a citizen sleuth seeking to right his country’s wrongs & uncover the truth behind the assassination of the horniest president of all time. The question: Who Killed JFK? Live Weds at 10pm EDT w/ @bonesauce94 @TimothyPlatt @justinmlinville
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All of this to stop to stop Kris Middleton and Felix Okpara!!! Let's go Wizards .
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Five thousand nine hundred forty two!
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I just saw the most interesting video! I believe it was called something like “Don Draper vs Hippies”—- I imagine you should like to see it for yourself one day!
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The title sequence for ‘My Two Cars.’ The new series from creators Dan Licata and Joe Pera is coming soon to Adult Swim.
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Wemby, Wemby, Wemby… In *our* heads? You sure? Cuz all that ringeth in mine ear is your *shrill* SACRE BLEU!!
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