@TitusXpullo

All I ever wanted was exactly 69 followers. And yes, I am that immature

Joined September 2011
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"Everyone wear a mask while we defund the police" is the greatest idea in the history of crime
New York Post
@nypost4 Dec 2024
New photos show UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s killer in Starbucks before shooting trib.al/VgpLKe6
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Someone needs to give Troy Deeney a Balon D’elusional This is a classic…
Plata O Plomo@DejiCNO16h
Oi never forget this from Deeney 😭😭😭
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That odd combo of attractive and unappealing
Dan Zaksheske
@RealDanZak17h
Angel Reese arrives to Game 5 of the WNBA Finals wearing a shirt that says “Protect Black Women.”
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Skatteboo is retarded for saying this
Football Crave
@FootballCravee21h
Cam Skattebo was asked about using guardian caps: “I’d rather be retarded than look retarded. And obviously you know what I’m getting at.”
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The initial save here is one of the best I’ve ever seen
Major League Soccer
@MLSOct 26
CHAOS IN THE FINAL MINUTE!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
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No one is illegal in their own country
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 25
#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
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You've come a long way baby I remember when Regis Philbin smacked Nicki Minaj on the ass when she appeared on the Regis and Kelly morning show Her mouth dropped open Afterwards she tweeted that she was in total shock, though she laughed it off and wasn't deeply offended
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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That wasn't all... After Minaj mentioned advice she got from Lil Wayne to "Go hard" Regis commented, "Go hard? Wish I could..."
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Defenses would gameplan for days on how to stop Messi During the match opposing midfield and defensive players would be alerted to his position on the pitch because stopping him required a team effort He’d still dominate Cucurella, by himself, had Yamal in a vault all game
Troll Football
@TrollFootballOct 25
Yamal vs Cucurella
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"To the Cheesecake Factory and beyond"
Election Wizard
@ElectionWizOct 25
SEE IT: Illinois Governor JB Priztker dresses up as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween early.
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Some where on the way to the match Allison decided he was going spend the game passing the ball to Brighton
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Harry Kane was never 21 at any stage of his life He's been 29 for 33 years
Marat Rasulov@ChuviMarOct 25
Replying to @TitusXpullo @w4nner7489
That game took place January 1st of 2015. Kane was 21 actually
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I respect and give mucho props to the left-wing anti-Western-super-girl hustle more than anyone, but come on man, if you are going to tell me - with a straight face - that AOC is your choice for the Leader of the Free World, I cannot ever take anything you say seriously
Nathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinsonOct 24
oh dear we're fucked aren't we
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Teenage humor... but I'm in tears from laughing
Chase Daniel
@ChaseDanielOct 24
Beware Tennessee fans…Cocktober is REAL for South Carolina These guys couldn’t even get through that conversation without losing it…immature!!
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Democrats have been running the worst cities in America for six decades
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Important info is being obscured by that annoying yellow box
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceOct 24
Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.
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This is art
I. Cox
@IanECoxOct 24
2026 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ:
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Davey Jones retweeted
Davey Jones
@TitusXpulloOct 24
Replying to @wil_da_beast630
When has the anti-Western Left ever missed an opportunity to endorse and support disorder? Cannibal Haitian gangs is quite literally their bag
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Astounding Four months ago Messi stood between Spain and the World Cup trophy Today he's in front of adoring Spanish crowds and being honored by their royalty
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@AbsoluteMxssiOct 23
They treating Messi like the president 😂❤️
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Was the little dog ok?
No Front Militar
@noFrontMilitar31 May 2025
Últimas: A polícia de Fresno, na Califórnia, divulgou imagens da câmera corporal de um agente que matou Joanna Lopez, de 39 anos — ela mantinha uma mulher como refém, com uma faca encostada no pescoço da vítima. Apesar do disparo preciso que salvou a vida da refém, o policial foi colocado em licença administrativa remunerada enquanto o caso é investigado.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Nos EUA, é uma política comum que policiais entrem em licença administrativa remunerada após um tiroteio, para que seja aberta uma investigação. A medida pode durar semanas, não indica culpa ou inocência; é administrativa, não disciplinar, e geralmente benéfica ao policial. fresno.gov/wp-content/upl…
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