Travel, jokes + food mainly. Highly blessed. Software 👨🏿💻. Drummer + bass guitarist.
London, England
Joined June 2014
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Everyone needs to start polishing up their image, the age of being a geek is dying, if not dead tbh.
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This is what I’m saying. He is a clear liar.
Colwill dragging him to the ground? What a disgrace. He has to be banned from Sky. This is just false analysis and quite literally dishonesty in everyone’s faces.
❗️Former PL referee, Dermot Gallagher on the Brobbey penalty:
“They are both grabbing. It starts outside the area, the referee does not take sides, but once Brobbey gets in front of him and Colwill does bot let go, that is when he falls foul of the penalty. Once he is in front, he is in the ascendancy and Colwill drags him to the ground, so I think penalty.” [sky]
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> can’t raise from VCs
> posts “the deck”
I recommend everyone who has every made a pitch deck and isn’t Elon musk or Jeff dean take a look at this absolute masterpiece of egocentric narcissism that is called a pitch deck here
guys I'm not doing more pitch meetings, sorry :(
if you're interested just send your desired allocation to my email
the deck is at: bend-lang.com/deck.pdf
locking in now, see you
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Somehow Chelsea have remained silent when we were done even harsher today.
This club is embarrassing from every angle.
🚨 Aston Villa director of football operations Damian Vidagany has questioned the decision to allow Manchester United’s equaliser following Senne Lammens’ challenge on Zion Suzuki.
🗣️ “We’ve been told by referees during the summer that this season, pushing or unbalancing the goalkeeper on purpose inside the six-yard box was not going to be allowed anymore.
“Lammens didn’t even look at the ball. He went straight to make contact with his hip on Zion.
“We played a good match and we must do better than the last six minutes. We will improve. But the rules are the rules and must be respected. That is a fact.”
Oh fuck off
🚨Alonso on the Sunderland penalty:
“I think it’s an action where he can defend better. It’s our mistake.” [Sky via @Jake_Stokes] football.london/chelsea-fc/n…
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Two people behind 4K screens with the ability to watch this in slow-motion decided this was still a penalty. There’s not even the argument of incompetence, this is match fixing.
It’s time to have a serious discussion about Palmer lol he’s been shit for a season and a half
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If you want to attract talent, why would you offer less than the going market rates that literally everyone with a brain in an industry has a pretty solid idea of?
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I’ve watched people talk ABSOLUTE nonsense about this since yesterday. Do people actually understand how markets function?
Efficient markets depend on information & price discovery. Concealing salaries creates information asymmetry, distorts competition & wastes everyone’s time.
Firms told to publish salaries in job adverts ahead of new law bbc.in/4zw0T8c
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Why are people shaming him? The majority of people in the UK don’t earn a lot. I’d rather watch this than Watch someone budget a £10,000 paycheque.
💷 MY £1,900 PAYDAY BREAKDOWN
I’m 41, a girl dad and trying to get our family finances as organised as possible.
Here’s where my October payday goes:
🏡 £530 – Joint Monzo account for mortgage, council tax and household bills.
💰 £295 – Zopa for Christmas savings, insurance, Sky and credit cards.
📈 £100 – Stocks & Shares ISA. This month I bought Rolls-Royce shares.
🏦 £70 – SIPP for long-term retirement investing.
🛒 £250 – Joint Starling account for food, petrol and family spending.
🏏 £150 – Monzo Flex to cover planned summer fun, including The Ashes.
📋 £105 – Other bills and contributions towards my wife’s bills.
🍻 £200 – My guilt-free fun money for haircuts, football and anything else.
💳 £200 – Split into £50 weekly payments to help control my spending.
Every pound has a job.
It’s not about earning a fortune, it’s about having a plan for what you earn.
How do you organise your payday? 👇
