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<sighs wearily>
<Unrolls 14 foot densely written scroll headlined, "Ideas That Will Not Fix @BorderIrish">
<Adds "Bridge to Scotland" to the very bottom>
<Pauses>
<Adds "Blockchain" for the ninth time>
Man, fuck blockchain.
She wasn't even your species, you sick fuck.
The man who chooses to sleep with bedbugs bbc.in/3UXQiUk
Yes, but in relation to your identity insofar as it's possible to separate it from your ancestry?
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
It starts “‘Pon de dahk desert highwai”…
"Everybody be cool: this is a robbery!"
Oh dear. Watch: Jane Austen’s most famous line spoken on screen for first time
thetimes.com/article/8ff1dc6…
Everyone's beating up on this guy because of the idiocy of pretending Rumours is obscure. And fair enough. But the real crime here isn't mentioning how awful her hiccupping vocal is.
I got 4 since EW turns up in an episode of almost every 2000s US show I've watched...
Just 3/10 in John Clarke's Saturday Quiz in @theipaper (answers in the paper or here later)
I and I Could Easily Fall (in Love with You)
Sir Cliff Richard, 86, aiming for fourth Christmas No1 with surprise REGGAE version of The Lord is My Shepherd.
#CliffRichard
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40…
I take this to mean he's a big fan of Bob at Budokan.
Sir Cliff Richard, 86, aiming for fourth Christmas No1 with surprise REGGAE version of The Lord is My Shepherd.
#CliffRichard
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40…
They shot the sherrif?
Four people arrested after police officer shot in Nottingham, England bbc.in/4e581Qj
Well, my telephone rang it would not stop
It’s President Kennedy callin’ me up
He said, “My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?”
I said, “My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot
Anita Ekberg
Sophia Loren
...
Country'll grow.”
Sophia Loren’s famous striptease for Marcello Mastroianni in “Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow” (1963). Director Vittorio De Sica said:”At first, Sophia didn’t want to do it. She said ‘I’m a big girl, there is a lot of me.” So we decided to give it some humour, make it funny. Once she understood she was doing something playful, she was brilliant, and totally in control. We rehearsed it and then she did it exactly as I wanted. The only person who was disappointed was Marcello, who wanted her to do it twenty or thirty times!”
If I was Packham, watching British birds preparing for winter, I'd instigate a 'magical phoenix' at about 9.01am tomorrow morning. Just saying. Or should we just 'two in the bush'?
































