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Because you can't ordinarily pin someone else's tweet...
<sighs wearily> <Unrolls 14 foot densely written scroll headlined, "Ideas That Will Not Fix @BorderIrish"> <Adds "Bridge to Scotland" to the very bottom> <Pauses> <Adds "Blockchain" for the ninth time> Man, fuck blockchain.
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Yes, but in relation to your identity insofar as it's possible to separate it from your ancestry?
The most famous person I've ever spoken to? I sat next to Richard Feynman on a plane once, and we chatted. In fact, more than once. And I had dinner with him several thousand times. And I spent a few months inside his wife's womb.
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A degenerate opens a bookmaker’s.
Poorly explain your favorite movie to me without telling me the title. I want to see if I can guess the film. I need a mid-week chuckle.
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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It starts “‘Pon de dahk desert highwai”…
I just had a traumatic realisation that my ears registered 50 years ago but which my mind had hitherto successfully blocked off: Hotel California is cod softrock reggae 😫 it was the fake patois in the chorus "plenty of room in de hotel california" that triggered the horrific realisation.
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Everyone's beating up on this guy because of the idiocy of pretending Rumours is obscure. And fair enough. But the real crime here isn't mentioning how awful her hiccupping vocal is.
Opinión impopular: Glee puso muchas canciones en el radar con sus covers, pero la manera que saco del olvido GO YOU OWN WAY de Fleetwood Mac es historico.
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I got 4 since EW turns up in an episode of almost every 2000s US show I've watched...
Just 3/10 in John Clarke's Saturday Quiz in @theipaper (answers in the paper or here later)
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"Oh, man! I just shot a gladiator in the face!"
“Well, nobody’s a gladiator!”
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Why is the tip that colour?
Cameo Messages - birthdays, engagements weddings or a promotion. Make somebody smile with a cameo message.
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No, and you'll end up in A&E.
Thrust works in a vacuum.
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A Proper HR Training Video
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Mike Love cheers in relief.
Wait till you see it... 😭
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Well, my telephone rang it would not stop It’s President Kennedy callin’ me up He said, “My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?” I said, “My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot Anita Ekberg Sophia Loren ... Country'll grow.”
Sophia Loren’s famous striptease for Marcello Mastroianni in “Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow” (1963). Director Vittorio De Sica said:”At first, Sophia didn’t want to do it. She said ‘I’m a big girl, there is a lot of me.” So we decided to give it some humour, make it funny. Once she understood she was doing something playful, she was brilliant, and totally in control. We rehearsed it and then she did it exactly as I wanted. The only person who was disappointed was Marcello, who wanted her to do it twenty or thirty times!”
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If I was Packham, watching British birds preparing for winter, I'd instigate a 'magical phoenix' at about 9.01am tomorrow morning. Just saying. Or should we just 'two in the bush'?
If I was Prime Minister , if I was Burnham , watching European cities ablaze . . . I’d instigate a ‘wealth tax’ at about 9.01am tomorrow morning . Just saying . Or should we just ‘eat cake’ ?
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new tangled up in blue verses in 2026. oh my god. oh my god.
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