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Sports, Central Kentucky High School Football/Basketball

Lexington, KY
Joined May 2012
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A recap of this game so far
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Joe Burrow led the league in both passing yards and touchdowns with an offensive guard who led the league in sacks, pressures, and hurries allowed. He would genuinely put up the greatest QB season ever with this line.
imagine Joe Burrow with pockets like these
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this is still my favorite halloween video💀
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Undocumented immigrants paid $97 billion in federal/state/local taxes in 2022. They take on our most difficult and essential jobs while helping fund programs they can't even benefit from. Remember this the next time Trump demonizes the undocumented or calls them "freeloaders."
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Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.
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All in, my ass.
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Hmmm...who am I rooting for next week?
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The official is either still confused, or lying The NFL will have to issue yet another statement. Absurd
Cowboys-Lions pool report:
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SOME CHIEFS BAIL OUTS FROM THE PAST 2 SEASONS: (A thread)
Patrick Mahomes to Josh Allen after the game: "Worst f****** call I've ever seen." (via @thadbrown7)
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Still can’t believe they called offsides. Chiefs got screwed. Looks ok to me. Andy Reid should’ve at least gotten a warning & Mahomes should receive a public apology for the error:
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Jake Browning and his agent after Monday night
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. @Tua started playing guitar on the ManningCast 😮
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Jack Harlow’s halftime show…
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I legitimately thought the dude in the blue fur hat was the worst ASL translator ever for the first minute of the Jack Harlow halftime performance
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Replying to @jasrifootball
Classless player. Classless organization. Imagine if Wilson said this about andrews
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Bengals Fan Counseling - Episode 102 - We Back?
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Father— The papers make much of my grit on the battlefield leading the men to victory. Just doing my duty. I couldn’t let the boys down when they needed me on the line, so I answered the drum. I shun personal glory and simply cherish victory for regiment. You taught me well. —Joe
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Replying to @ParagonTweaks @Reds
You and the squad are about to get a dub since you’re all at 100 health and 100 shield with all gold weapons and there’s only 1 other player alive, my grandma who’s never played a video game in her life, and she has 0 shield and 1 health, then she pickaxes all of you to death.
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Everyone, please stop calling and offering us your calf muscles... it doesn't work like that! Joey will be back.
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