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Token Geezer

@Token_Geezer

I'm just a minor threat

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Joined March 2012
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Google maps: You've arrived. Me: *fluffs hair* I know! Right?
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L(assitude)@lmwortho2 Jan 2022
Don’t ask me what I think because I’ll tell you.
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CatasTrophy@TrophyCatas6 Nov 2021
My favorite thing about twitter is that I was accused of mansplaining here when I was a cartoon 😂
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Tony P.@Tbone721912 Jun 2021
If your drug dealer is on time you’re going to jail.
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My summer body is my winter body wearing sunglasses.
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Henry 3000
@Henry_300026 Jun 2020
It's only purgatory if you have a chance of getting out.
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My husband is totally okay with period sex so I dress up like Abraham Lincoln.
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I'm sorry the tweet I wrote about myself upset you.
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Scott-Towel@scott_towel30 Jun 2020
I always thought that living dangerously would involve more than just leaving the house.
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Cam@GinAndJif3 Jul 2020
Excited for pubs to reopen so I can play my favourite ‘walking to work in the morning’ game again: IS IT AN ABANDONED PINT OR A GLASS FULL OF PISS..??
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Telling me not to worry is like telling me not to breathe.
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Some tweets are multilayered, the best thing to do is choose the meaning that offends you the most and pop it right up your anus.
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If Gary Busey can recover from a traumatic brain injury and be the British Prime Minister then we can get through this
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Eve@lovemydogduck25 Jun 2020
I bet when I die I won't get any sleep then either.
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Tony@tsm56027 Jun 2020
I hope I don’t have any plans today
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Sarahmour
@sh06090622 Jun 2020
If you don’t plan on keeping her... you should probably look away
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Hitachi - Japanese for "the divorce was worth it"
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Tony P.@Tbone721924 Jun 2020
Tonight my wife was looking for the expiration date on a bag of ice .... The really sad part .... I was helping her.
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Chincha@chincha3325 Jan 2020
You don't know someone until you've seen them blow their nose.
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MiAmo Ⓜ@MaMikeamo9 May 2020
When I was a kid I laughed so hard a foldable cot in a hotel room folded up on me which made me laugh even harder.
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